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Around SBN: Nevin Shapiro Vows To Bring Down Miami

Game Thread: August 8, 2009

Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, Aug 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



Cleveland at Chicago, 7:05 PM

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by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

On the bright side, this means Andy will certainly play tomorrow, and will probably succeed given Contreras’s recent control problems.

In reality, he’s never going to get into a rhythm this year, and won’t be a part of the 2010 Indians. And I’ll go as far as saying that the way these guys are being used, August and September won’t give us any useful info about any of them.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Marte sitting with Gimenez at 1B again.

by malexander on Aug 8, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Gimenez … is batting .187 i wonder what the anwser would be if a reporter asked why he was playng him … and why Marte was brought up if he isnt going to play everyday

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea…. it incredible the arrogance of Wedge… at this point he appears to be to stubborn and that he cant admit he made a mistake so he will refuse to let Marte get into a rhythm …..

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Datz is still acting manager. This one is on him, I guess.

by Jeffrey R on Aug 8, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge was supposed to be back for this game.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I just heard them say that Wedge will be back right about game time. So I’m not sure.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just heard Hammy interview Datz on the pre-grame “interview with the manager segment”. Maybe Wedge will be back for game time, though. Who knows who filled in the line-up card, but I think whoever it was screwed up.

by Jeffrey R on Aug 8, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who knows who filled in the line-up card, but I think whoever it was screwed up.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you guys really think Datz acts independent of Wedge? I’m pretty sure they both knew who was going to play regardless of whether Wedge was there or not.

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still cant believe Shapiro is considering bringing wedge back to help rebuild.

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also I wii bet that Shoppch does not he a fastball tonight…

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Trevor Crowe’s eighth straight start….hah.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Backup centerfielder.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve discussed this ad nauseum, but we know that Crowe ceiling is a 4th outfielder. This little audition is craziness.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I was being sarcastic.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, I just kept on rambling.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. I hear you.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

One complaint stat and then I’m done.

Since being called up, Crowe has started in all 8 games the Indians have played. Since his own callup, Marte has played in 6 of 10. Go figure.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea that sfunny…. also if you look at Laporta’s number I think he if pretty disappointed… he has been playing pretty uninspired by the box scores lately and who could blame him valgood crowe giminez … come on this is a joke

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

never really liked it…

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spelllllllling.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

streams of thoughts… are more my approach

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes hot air …. plenty of that on this board

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joyce you are not.

by Brad D on Aug 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, pumas aren’t really known for their flying.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just saw the MLB grady commercial for the first time… I approve

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

God I hate the White Sox’s Annoucers

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

What is with the 7 o’clock start time in Chicago?

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re trying to confuse me.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rondon in Columbus tonight

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

So Thome is gonna kick the shit out of Masterson, right? Should I mentally prepare for this?

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Whatever, Debbie Downer.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he’ll dominate everyone else, don’t worry.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, so with this lineup, I’m thinking the only thing really worth keeping an eye on is Masterson.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Valbuena. Hafner. Shoppach. Droobs, Choo and Sizemore.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean in terms of learning something. Valbuena’s development, but I know what we have in the rest of those.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Todd pitch tonight

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cant wait to see what Masterson does as a starter

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I am excited.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really need to get a life. I’ve been checking our B Pro postseason odds, and we’re up to 0.8% now.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

They don’t know what they’re talking about. We’re going on a massive winning streak spanning the rest of the season.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m irrationally keeping my playoff dreams alive. It’s nuts.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point just get excited about acquiring someone even better than Alex White. You know, a high ceiling guy. Which reminds me, I’ve been wanting to start a draft discussion. No one here likes to talk about whether or not we draft well.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEN DO WE START THE MAGIC NUMBER PICTURE THREAD

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fans are ALREADY obnoxious.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Saturday they never sobered up after last night.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This implies that they stop being obnoxious at some point.

by malexander on Aug 8, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today is a good day for baseball

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I cant wait till wedge is gone so ACAB can lead off

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he is the closest thing to a lead off hitter we have

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit for avg.. takes alot of pitches… walks his fair share …. I am guessing you must have an opposing idea with all the questions

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Jamie Carroll. Droobs swings at too much crap still.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not nearly as much as grady

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamey Carroll isn’t nearly a good enough all-around hitter to be given that many PA. I’m with NCTRIB, it ought to be Asdrubal.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m saying he basically described Jamie Carroll. His criteria for changing leadoff hitters could be a bit more nuanced.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even with the declining walk rate?

by Brad D on Aug 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Declining? Over how many games, compared to how many games before?

Asdrubal was drawing walks avidly even as a teenager. He’ll draw his share of walks over time, especially if so directed as a leadoff hitter.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit for avg High OBP.. takes alot of pitches… walks his fair share …. I am guessing you must have an opposing idea with all the questions

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Grady has shown a better ability to get on base over his career. Isn’t this what a “table setter” is? Grady’s faster as well.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabrera just looks like a leadoff hitter, okay?

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah this will make us a contender.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didnt say it would I just think it another thing that Wedge is stubborn about

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge did have him leading off for a while.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

shap may bring him back next year

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 inning, 1 hit in for Rondon.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha Choo gave him every opportunity to call that a strike.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OPPOSING pitchers with control issues. It’s nice.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is Loveland, Ohio?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Down on the river.

by Brad D on Aug 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait….CC’s season high for pitches is 100? That can’t be right (McCarver said it)….

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

No, that’s not right at all.

by malexander on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCarver is awful. I wish there was some kind of, any kind of, accountability for these guys. Unless they’re drunk and passing off racial slurs or hitting on the hot girl they seem to just get away with anything.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I turned off the Yankees/Sox game (which I was only watching for former Indians anyway) in favor of Game 7 of the 1991 WS on MLB Network, only to find that McCarver was on that game too. And with Buck, no less, although it was the elder Buck, so no complaints there.

by malexander on Aug 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats an impressive way to mess up a stat

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

walkwalkwalkwalk all day

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Whalk. Bases loaded.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Pronk grand slam. DO IT, TRAVIS.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

12 straight balls….that’s awesome

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

For the love of…..

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hafner saw you there, feeling optimistic. He was like “Man, that dude needs a reality check.”

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hafner look horrible

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Travis with not a good approach. Ugghhh.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Has he had a GS since 06?

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Pronk – you were really sucky there

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

0 FOR HIS LAST 15! WOOO!

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Grit outweighs production and/or talent.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

where the fuck is marte?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Gimenez is money, haven’t you heard?

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shit. This is ridiculous. 27 year old career utility guy taking ABs away. Pitiful.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as marte’s here, he’ll never have a future. This has to be what BP’s career would be if he was still in Cleveland today.

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

0 for his last 16. Yeah, and it’s Marte who sucks.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe we turned 3 straight walks into ZERO runs

FML

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Blehhhh… that was a wholly unsatisfactory end to bases loaded and one out.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

There was an out.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe “one out” and “an out” are synonymous.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha. I read “no one out.”

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello!

Lame start. It will get better.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

gunna hold you to that.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

 I KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT THE POINT BUT IF HE IS GOING TO PLAY HIM … WHY BAT HIM 6TH

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

he is hitting .190

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I request OPS or better.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW ABOUT HE SUCKS

by NCTRIB on Aug 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

While that may be, do not use batting averages.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one is arguing for Ohka’s talent.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Although that guy who kidnapped him the other night was pretty good.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knock it off with the caps.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’ll do as well.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the hairless guys have to go in the middle of the lineup.

by malexander on Aug 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge receives the “He” label? I’m pretty sure that is considered sacrilegious.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate our organization. I hate it.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that was almost incredible

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit. That would have been awesome.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

glad we have Gim and Pam hitting 6th. He has earned it.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That was amazing even if he was safe.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t get the out, but so far so good on groundballs.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That is the Masterson forte, correct?

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s what I thought. Thank you.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and being awesome as shit.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And my boyfriend.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first thing on his tombstone one day, I’m sure.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Should be.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell Grady

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

As if Grady doesn’t have mulitple girlfriends.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if sharing a gf builds clubhouse morale

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I hope since I’m like 5 people’s girlfriend.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that Coco Crisp thinks not.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re not really understanding the ironic metaphorical use of “boyfriend” here, are you?

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine she and Grady have an understanding.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

An unspoken agreement.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

known as a restraining order

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s no longer allowed within 90 feet of her.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It makes it more dangerous and exciting when we do meet.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially on the base paths.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is definitely CB Bucknor’s crew.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

This could be a great photoshop. Gangsta umps wearing really dark sunglasses.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jeanmar Gomez pitching in Akron

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott Barnes in Kinston

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess all the aces are out today.

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep us posted if you wouldn’t mind. On both Gomez and Barnes

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 2 3 first for Barnes and Gomez

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bye Thome.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Masterson scoffs at lefty splits.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

TJ House in Lake County. Good pitchers going tonight.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Gimenez in Cleveland. See how one poor decision fucks it all up.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind having Gimenez in Cleveland today, seeing as there’s playing in Chi-town.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Preston Guilmet in Mahoning Valley

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot damn.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Keep the updates coming on Barnes. I’m sure you’re keeping an eye on it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

gameday on all milb games would be nice

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm…Irish Coffee

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Lotta pitches for Masterson. Damn.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

eh, if he gets thru 5 i’d be happy.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

not much chance.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d guess he’s on a 75 pitch count

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy said less.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

hawk claiming masterson was throwing at him… I mean not that I’d blame him, but…

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd inning in for Rondon, 1 hit, 1 K

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Darn you!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know who. But that was not Justin’s fault.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why aren’t we getting a radar reading tonight on STO?

by millionairesrow on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I will never tire of this picture.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is just one version of it. it is apparently quite popular on the intertubes.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always rec.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if the ump makes the correct call in the first place, this never happens. I love this crew.

by malexander on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Just me or did Jhonny appear to get farther from that ball as he dove? That was quite an illusion there.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

1 inning, 1 walk for House.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I do like Masterson a lot.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

…and Eric Wedge is in the house.

by millionairesrow on Aug 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The house has been Wedged.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankee Sellout threw 7.2 innings of two-hit ball against the Red Sox tonight. Two years two late…

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Have those Driveline Mechanics guys said anything about Masterson as a starter? I’m just worried about the strain on that elbow…

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone know if Wedge is in any houses or not?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

TJ is in the House.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The house of Wedge has been restored.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Quintein kinda looks like Johnny Damon.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Caros Quentin just looked even more foolish than usual just then.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone who may take adderall to focus, please take the time to photoshop an entire House of Cards by putting in various pictures of Eric Wedge on the cards.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone see Josh Hamilton’s newest ordeal?

Should we still be buying him trophies and cookies?

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been talking about it with my friends all day.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just saw the headline…off the wagon?

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or is that on the wagon?

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got drunk during ST, some unfortunate pictures were taken, he says it was a one time thing. idek.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

its all over deadspin. i never knew he had SO many tattoos

Clone Grady 25 times and we will win the World Serious in 2040

by biscuitsandgrady on Aug 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Torres sweats a lot. He looks like he is in an interrogation room with Robert De Niro.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Barnes allows a hit, a walk, but gets 2 Ks in the second

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Shop goes down looking…huh, that odd.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re starting the runner with Shoppach up?

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

WEDGE IS IN THE HOUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my thinking too.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping he walked in and announced himself like this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That or a really bad call by Valbuena.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, God. Sweaty versus Crazy Eyes.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, he really does have the crazy eyes. it surprises me every time.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

EIGHT STRAIGHT GAMES!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job guys. That there is why none of you are members of the Melissa Boyfriend Club.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

There are two commas in there. Around the there.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow – I definitely have been to that bar Josh Hamilton was at

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Was it as exciting when you were there?

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

no – I was at a conference hosted by ASU. a bunch of semi-drunk anthropologists playing pool.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That could be exciting.

For certain definitions of “exciting.”

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you recieve a note on a cocktail napkin from him when you were there like you were living in The Lake House?

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a pretty popular place here.

Apparently it’s where major leaguers go to sin.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I’m Facebook stalking my residents and one of them has the same name as this other girl who goes to Clemson. The other one is married and I was seriously concerned I had a married girl living in my dorm.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

She can give life advice…

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would have been weird.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

a married girl for a roommate is better then a serial killer

Clone Grady 25 times and we will win the World Serious in 2040

by biscuitsandgrady on Aug 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling you are one of the two.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

or someone who just smells terrible and never seems to realize it, even when you make a point of mocking them about it

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has this happened to you?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

were you the mockor or the mockee?

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was the one who didn’t smell awful

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of how at the RIT anime club, they had to have a “if you don’t shower before you come to meetings, we will make you leave” rule. Oh, people.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of them is named Jordan and dating a Jordan. That’s just silly.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet they think that is just adorable

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And annoying and confusing

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by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew twins named Mandy and Candy. One of them married an Andy.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed parents naming twins too similarly. Mark and Michael, Mandy and Candy. Why would you do that?

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it’s “cute”, I imagine.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but such is the way of baby naming.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real cute is not overrated, but cloying, trying-too-hard attempts at cute are.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it’s a fine, fine line.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

One likes Michigan football. Ewwwww…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

good for him

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That;s what he wants you to think

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

“He” isn’t allowed to live here if “he” really is a he.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would Lady Gaga be eligible?

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The “Lady Gaga is a man” meme is deeply tiresome.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I barely even know who she is. I’ve managed to sidestep her entire fame.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a pretty good mash-up with one of her songs in it, but I’m not really a fan or anything.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson can’t be walking the righties. Especially the ones that can’t hit.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomez strikes out the side in the 2nd at Akron

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m trying to find things not to like about Gomez. He’s just had a spectacular year.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s had a year much like Laffey had in 2007. I think the hardest thing to do as a prospect is raise the view of your ceiling. Laffey did that in ’07, Gomez has definitely done that this year.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has the strikeouts. He keeps the ball in the park. He’s young. I like it.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he seems to work well with Santana, too

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Santana says so, then we all have to agree.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guilmet with 5 Ks, no walks and no hits through 2

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s looking pretty good to me. hitting 95 on the gun pretty regularly, though his slider has seemed pretty hit or miss

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also like him.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 innings for Rondon, 4 hits, 0 walks, 0 runs, 2 K, 47 pitches

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Masterson 6 outs — 3Ks and 3 ground outs to himself

by palcal on Aug 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

So he’s like the opposite of Huff right?

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect 2nd inning for In The House, 2 K

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s hope the Pavano PTBNL was performance-based.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Part of me think’s it’s just a dump.

But the Indians are paying his performance bonuses, pro-rata. I don’t know if that means each team pays for the bonuses earned while under their control, or both teams are going to split the total bonus payment at the end of the year according to the service time he spent with each.

With the former set-up, the Indians will get nothing.
With the latter, which seems unlikely, I imagine they’ll get something. Otherwise, they would have just let the Twins’ claim go through.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady chases ball four.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked this guy better when he was walking everyone.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s trying to win your heart back, I see.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reason #1 why Joel Skinner should be our manager.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, Run(s)

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

So even Wedge showing up can’t ruin this. Let Datz manage the first inning of every game.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Let Datz manage the first inning of every game.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

RhBI’S!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Skinner’s drunk. He would’ve been DOA with a half-decent throw.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Donald steals a base for Columbus. 7 SB, 0 CS

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

There is no sweeter sound than Hawk and co.’s silence while tribesmen circle the bases

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

There is no sweeter sound than Hawk and co.’s silence while tribesmen circle the bases

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peralta and Shoppach are going to get us a sweet haul in the offseason. YEAH I SAID IT

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Not gonna lie. I got ahead of myself on that one.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

F. Nice job Trav though.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Mother nature hates.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

OH FER SEVENTEEN…..AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE!

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMNIT

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

perfect 3rd for Gomez

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

geez…he’s cruising.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 scoreless for Barnes, two walks, two hits, four Ks

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

is he a lee clone or something

by Tim1122 on Aug 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

no. he’s read a book in his lifetime.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

eff

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

3 innings for House, 2 walks, 2 K

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Guilmet still looking good through 3, 6 Ks, 0 BBs, 0 Hs.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s sick

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially for a guy who’s fastball tops out at 91

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The wind is clearly on Chicago’s side tonight.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job boyfriend #2.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Masterson is prompted to #2?

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been #2. Since his first appearence.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve gotta say, that’s tough on a guy like Sipp. Dude puts in the work, comes back from injuries, only to get pushed down the ladder for some new guy.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a dog eat dog world.

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He failed me that one time. I was blasting Tiger Rag and he gave up the lead.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE ALL DESERVE SECOND CHANCES. We’re only men!

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t leave the list entirely.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a dorm for mere hours, and already a whore. That’s what university will do to ya.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

She didn’t need no dorm…

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude. Seriously.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been here for days.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that renders my joke moot then.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect 4th inning for Rondon.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Rondon through 4, scoreless

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

hey all, the major league team is playing today.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

but it is playing in 2010 and 2011, too

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll just wait and put it in my queue when it comes out on DVD.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl Pavano is dealing again against the Tigers.

This is one of life’s great mysteries.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

How did they put Carl Pavano in the Caramilk bar?

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s like the pitcher version of Ben Fransisco

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish these idiots outside would shut their huge mouths so i can better hear the radio

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you live across the street from a bar as I do?

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, just some really loud folks with many loud friends.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they will show up across the street from me about 3:00 am.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double for Hodges, if he is still someone who matters.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

FREE HODGES

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh. it’s really up to him. right now, not really.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson is making me feel a lot better about the Vic deal

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Andrew McCutchen a favorite non-Indian of anyone else? Or just me?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw him play a bunch in Indianapolis. On signing days he used to have a little sign he wore around his neck that said “ONE AUTOGRAPH PER PERSON ONLY. COME ON.”

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is mostly notable because it didn’t work.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m partial to the last name as a Browns fan.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, it’s McCutchen? Then no. Only if it’s McCutcheon.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He reminds me of K-Love, my all time favorite, so I can get on board with this

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

McBride and Weglarz go back to back

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s going to be a hell of a team with The Chiz up there

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Shoppach growing a beard was part of an agreement. Wedge gives him the “starting Catcher” tag if he grows a beard.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn’t Kelly always have a beard? Wedge would be thrilled to know that I’m growing a playoff beard for my softball team.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been clean shaven the last couple of weeks I think

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve stopped watching with any regularity.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just grew it out this morning.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no wonder Kelly is in Wedge’s doghouse.

He once picked on casey.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

adios, noob

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow 3.1 IP, nicely done boys.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m watching an Italian gameshow here…not entirely sure what purpose the girls in the bikinis are serving…

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Now they’re dancing as they come back from the commercial break…

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has all the makings of an in-thread thread.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re not? Even I know what they’re for.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Sara Varrone on it?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

if so, disseminate it for us.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

(refrains from joke about disseminating whenever I see Sara Varrone)

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

(I don’t actually know who that is)

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Too lazy to look her up, but the name Sara makes me think she’s pretty hot)

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you like Sarah without the h?

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll go with or without the h. I’m a nice guy.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife is somewhat militant about her h.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any Sara/Sarah I’ve met gets pretty mad if you add/forget the h

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think i know who she is because of a prior thread here.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just looked her up, she looks familiar.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the pictures of her on Google very clearly emphasize a certain component of her anatomy.

I don’t think I recognize her though.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. She has really big……eyes.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do guys really like longer hair? It said this in The Ugly Truth.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that there’s a sweeping generalization to be made…. Depends on the other features, and the specific style.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

But for the most part is this true? Like over 50% of the time?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d say I generally dislike shorter hair but it’s not anything I’d make a big issue about.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer medium to long over short, but it really does matter on the style.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably more than 50%.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

F. I’m screwed.
How short is too short?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think there’s a correlation not being causation issue here. I’d say I like girls who have longer hair, but not because they have long hair.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just where your hair how you like it. Do you really want to date a guy who finds the length of your hair to be a dealbreaker? I mean really.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No but I’m just looking for help.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is saying it’s a deal breaker. Just that some styles can be more eye catching than others sometimes. I’m sure that’s true for men, too.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well long hair is eye catching on guys but not for the right reasons.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMEN

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I almost never think long hair looks good on men.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most guys don’t know how to take care of long hair.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But even on actors, who presumably have people taking care of it for them. People who are supposed to be widely considered sexy.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought we were talking dude nerd hair. I can think of a few dudes who look good with long hair, but sometimes it just really doesn’t work.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, every once in a while it works. But rarely.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I’m not generally sexually attracted to men, so maybe I’m missing some element, but still.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think as long as chin length can work a lot of times, but much longer than that and it just doesn’t. I think it’s a thing where it doesn’t work with the jawline.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, sure it is. But I generally find it to be a “what looks best on this person” thing more than a particular hairstyle I like almost all the time on dudes. (Or ladies, for that matter.)

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely. That’s pretty much what I’m saying.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand what you’re saying, but at the same time people do things to make them more appealing all the time. (And not even just to the opposite sex).

Certain physical characteristics have a big influence on the way people see you. Think men in uniforms, or power ties

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Short hair can be awesome, in the right style, and on the right person. Long hair can be bad, too.

I don’t think there’s a “too short”.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It partially depends on face shape, and also on how it’s styled/taken care of.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe I read that men find women with longer hair more visually appealing. Its one of the things they discussed in one of my communications class. Of course it depends on the guy too. Everyone’s not the same

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

really short is definitely a turnoff to me, I’ll say that.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like chin lentgh is good?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is fine, and can look pretty cute.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s certainly not a problem.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, this is very difficult to discuss in a vacuum.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, on a broader notion, I probably wouldn’t take much advice or many tips on guys from The Ugly Truth.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But it’s gerard Butler. He’s Scottish and would never lie!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or any romantic comedy for that matter. Though to be fair “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” taught me never to dump a woman with super powers

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a good rule of thumb.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what you need. Super powers

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seems like sound advice.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would help.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then she could be like Charlize Theron. Guys would be lining up.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What superpowers does Charlize Theron have?

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hancock

The movie, not the super power

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I may have just spoiled Hancock.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah…its in the commercials

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be noted: Charlize Theron looks hot with short hair

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are you watching it?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m playing coy so Ang doesn’t bite my head off.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can’t tell the difference between “Hey, these ladies are attractive” and “Wow, you’re such a whore” you’ve got a serious problem.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relax and go talk about cats upthread.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or hairlength!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah! G..g……go talk about hairlength!

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

let’s go SIZEMORE.

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Got the job done.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Guilmet, 8 Ks and blanks across after 4

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

need to get him out of short season…

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal!

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s what happens when you put the ball in play :)

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

After a couple of guys ahead of you walk.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

greatest tv edit of all time: This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s apparently very likely to say, “What are you doing driving a car up here? Climb up like the rest of us!”

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

z

i like it when we score.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Infield hit brings in the 4th run. nice.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

droobsb

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ha. choo got visibly mad at that call.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo Choo

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

“The two-two to Choo.”

Nice, Underwood.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmmm…..Barnes taken out after 3. Don’t know what that’s about.

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Just saw that. Not cool. Unless he’s reaching an innings threshold? He threw only 43.2 last year and was at 107.2 before tonight.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that could be….hopefully

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re about to include him in a deal for Rios, whom we claimed on waivers.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson’s slider is very good.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

and it isn’t his best pitch

by APV on Aug 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

As in 3 or 4?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what R.Sux fans see when they see our box score and then look over and see Paul Byrd on their roster.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Byrd hasn’t made the ML roster yet but there are several other stiffs on their roster.

by palcal on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte woulda had that.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Well at least he’s good a defense

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Rondon finally allows a run: 5 innings, 2 runs (1 earned), 7 hits, 0 walks, 3 K

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy Marte is going to take Ryan Garko’s at-bats. Gimenez is going to take his glove.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of Garko’s glove, anyone else see Youk in LF?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, youk in LF
dat was hilarious few days ago.

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

huge rec

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah same.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he mess something up out there?

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked awful.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

a fly ball plus a replay of an earlier one- in the 5 innings i saw.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, He did not look happy.

Francona said he would take the blame for any bad plays made by him out there.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just gonna keep quiet.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Former Tribe pitchers are pitching well today: Pavano, Sabathia, Millwood.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Masterson fits in pretty damn well here.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well at least Gimenez is going his best to end the Chris Gimenez Experiment.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That would be a crappy band name. Just for the record.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Jeremy Sowers Experiment would be awesome, however.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Hello Cleveland! My name is Chris Gimenez and—-”

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GETT OFF THE STAGE!”

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson is impressive. What’s his pitch count?

Baseball isn't boring. YOU ARE.

by Matt Y. on Aug 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks

Baseball isn't boring. YOU ARE.

by Matt Y. on Aug 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are welcome

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy may be even more irritating than Hawk and Steve. At least when they’re talking there’s baseball to watch.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

how come OHKA is warming up in the pen already??

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You don’t catch on, do you?

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just like that he used the word pen.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he banned as Amazing in the Pen or did he just switch names?

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just got home.
so…… plz bear with me
thx

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re not limited to 140 characters per comment, just so you know. Feel free to form entire wordsd.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and comments are
allowed to make
their way more
than 20% across
the box.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you’re going to make your comments that narrow, you can at least use haiku form.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Valgood looked buena

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great, the Experiment continues.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Make Underroos stop singing, someone.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, hey! LV likes Chicago.

by JimmyAB on Aug 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone ever heard of the Principality of Sealand? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand) Kind of an unbelievable story — a crazy former-British soldier took over an old army base in the North Atlantic, and has somehow managed to get recognized as a sovereign state by the international community.

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing at the link.

by odradek on Aug 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

take off the last character.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So uhhhh, big news for me. I think I found a girl here in town who isn’t frightened off by the idea of LGT. This is big.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Well 75% of girls have thought that I game thread daily on an LGBT blog. So that took some clarifying.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. Run into the same problem.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the future, if you’re talking out loud, “Ell Gee Tee” and “Let’s Go Tribe” do have the same number of syllables.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

as does “algae tea”

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s more just people using my computer or if I refer to the website as LGT.

People tend to forget about bisexuals, I guess?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s true that there are No Bisexuals.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willow is bisexual, I’m pretty sure.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, tell me she and Oz didn’t have a real love.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, she just has to be.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

By real-life definitions, yes. But once she started dating girls, they completely ignored that she’d been into dudes previously. I actually found it kind of annoying.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe she’s in denial

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s true I guess. Though when Oz came back to town after Willow had started dating Tara there was a certain amount of internal conflict.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there’s also the fact that every other relationship in TV history is overshadowed by Willow-Tara.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You probably could have made that work for you.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s LGBT?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lesbian gay bisexual transgender

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s Go Bear Tackling

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Some friends and I were discussing the ideal way to die, and wrestling a bear has to be in my top 3. It’d just be so badass.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

From a “have a cool story for people to tell about you” standpoint, yes. From a “my god… the pain… the pain” standpoint, not so much.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m complaining about bees. Bears is a whole nother level of owie.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The story is more important in that situation since I won’t be alive long after the fight begins.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go to Alaska. Bears attack people almost everyday. Bears and…moose believe it or not

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been there. Not too suicidal/ready to die, unfortunately.

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny when I went to Alaska I was suicidal and ready to die

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’d be a no-contest.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No recs for this? Damn.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s Logo. It’s an implied rec.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should post a picture of a Hall of Fame hitter and see if she knows who it is!

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent idea!

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honus Wagner.
Oh snap.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you right click it and look at the url?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. I didn’t even know you could do that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn’t surprising at all.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leave me alone. I’m not good with those thing. It took me forever to figure out whta LGT meant.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone make this their sig line please….

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m beginning to believe the 57 year old hypothesis.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear the things I’m expected to know as a teenager. Out of context and all. We don’t usually use this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, when I was 19 pretty sure I knew about it. Maybe not earlier though.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teenagers don’t use LGBT? Where did you grow up?

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

At my college, it was GLBTQQA, to be fair.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice that it ended with a Question and Answer session.

by supermarioelia on Aug 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Louis. Some probably do but we didn’t. I’ve heard of it but usually we say other things. We just have gay/Staright Alliance. None of the other stuff.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starlight Alliance?

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Straight.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s something people say?

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. I honestly didn’t realize that was just a typo.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Straight? Yes.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

legit lol

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It must have been the short hair. Damn them and their stereotypes!

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

“yeah! we discuss hair length and everything!”

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so happy for you.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doing some recruiting? I like it

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohka has been a different man out of the pen.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohka has greatly exceeded expectations in general.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohka is really pounding the zone.

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone pity me. I have three bee (or other yellow stinging insect) stings on the back of my upper arm and holy crap does it hurt.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

How did this happen?

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was mowing this morning and something didn’t like that. Three stings before I could skedaddle.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s some anesthetic.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how to help but I hope it feels better.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Protip: Don’t anger the bees.

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t trying to!

Two stings right above my left elbow. One in my left armpit. Ow. OWOW.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes. That sucks.

::pity::

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sucks. I haven’t been stung by a bee in so long I have no tips for you, though. :(

by AngG on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I’m not certain it was bees. Something yellow that buzzes and flies and stings.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is Chris Gimenez not a choice on the text poll?

by JRontherim on Aug 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That isn’t really surprising.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit ohka. hitting the righty before serving that up.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus. That went like 500 feet

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hammy’s Thomelove is disgusting.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

horrible pitch, right over the middle of the plate.

i had no faith in that matchup.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

God…Thome is 38 and STILL is almost OPSing .900

It hurts because he was my favorite Indian

"sometimes the internet is hard for me." - ClemsonGirl

by world dictator on Aug 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re not alone.

by Julie on Aug 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone’s gotta rescue ohka.

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

 WAKE UP WEDGE?

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ok that’s it. OHKA is pretty much done for tonight.

by big2 on Aug 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

How unhappy is Masterson?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

A little more unhappy than me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, since he didn’t go 5, doesn’t really affect his w/l

by supersizeme on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohka is no longer exceeding expectations.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge gets this loss.

Jensen Lewis. Jess Todd. HELLO.

by xrickx on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the f-in song.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

NEW GAME THREAD

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

NEW GAME THREAD

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

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