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Looks like Sandusky native and AAA infielder Brian Bixler gets a chance to play for the hometown team.

Indians lose a minor-leaguer.

[UPDATE: Bixler has been added to the 40-man roster. The Indians gave up Jesus Brito, a 22-year-old third baseman. Brito played last season for the Indians' Arizona League team and Mahoning Valley. Between the two levels, he hit .353/.431/.567 in 262 PA. I'll have more on this trade tonight. (Ryan)]

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Didn’t know much about Brito, but Bixler sounds more of a sure thing than Grudz at this point, but we’ll see.

by GoTribe028 on Jan 18, 2010 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Actually I take it back….I guess Bixler takes over the strikeouts of Kelly Shoppach

by GoTribe028 on Jan 18, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

In scouting we trust. He’s hit lefties well his entire minor league career. But he’s as hack-tasting as they come.

by xrickx on Jan 18, 2010 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

I was going for hack-tastic. Somehow, I got hack-tasting. My mind and my fingers going in opposite directions…

by xrickx on Jan 18, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmm… the delicious flavor of the hack…

by Logodaedalus on Jan 18, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay Levin’s a hack.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Jan 18, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Guilty as charged.

by Jay on Jan 18, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

…so does that mean Jay is del… ? (oh, I can’t write it!)

by larzko on Jan 19, 2010 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

… Addie Joss. Pretty sure where that’s where this all started.

by Jay on Jan 19, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s not as funny when they really are hacks.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jan 19, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot Ocker.
Goddamn I wish I’d thought of your avatar before you did….

I need a new avatar...

by stuart dean on Jan 19, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

People call picasso a hack??? wow.

The rest I can agree with a lot (especially bud shaw, plaschke, and torre)

joss, ferrell, and trosky kinda surprise me….

Definitely lucas…

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Picasso was a hack.

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by Joel D on Jan 19, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Isenberg was a hack.

by Brad D on Jan 19, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I had this discussion in one of my classes yesterday, who would win in a fight, Bohr or Heisenberg?

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on Jan 20, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Or not observing? Instant irony rec – very nicely done

I need a new avatar...

by stuart dean on Jan 20, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

See Wittgenstein versus Popper.

by odradek on Jan 20, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, that’s cool. I didn’t know about that.

by odradek on Jan 21, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Christopher Walken, via Kevin Pollack.

I've really got to change my signature.

by emd2k3 on Jan 20, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah…could you do any better??? No

don’t even get into this discussion with me

I know about just about every important artist from Botticelli to Warhol. Picasso was far from a hack and one of the most influential in that group

wait, was hank aaron a hack?? because picasso was like the hank aaron of painting.

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Your vast and no doubt overwhelming knowledge of painters aside, you seem to have completely missed the joke. It might do you some good to relax just a little bit rather than reading everything literally.

by Brad D on Jan 19, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

In fairness, how exactly is he supposed to pick up on the joke instantly?

by Jay on Jan 19, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know, contextual clues? Your point is taken.

by Brad D on Jan 19, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Addie Joss should have been a clue, for any semi-knowledgeable baseball fan.

Also, this is why I lurked a while before wading into these inside joke-infested swamps.

by FredOx on Jan 20, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry…i didn’t know it was actually a joke…the problem is I can’t tell without the tone of the voice sometimes whether something is a joke or serious.

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes the internet is hard for me.

"I'm a baseball lifer. It's what I do." —Manny Acta

by westbrook on Jan 19, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Where has she been?

I've really got to change my signature.

by emd2k3 on Jan 20, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, and I’m sure you think Jackson Pollack was better than my seven-year-old brother with a box of crayons and a bottle of Jager.

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by Joel D on Jan 19, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

and btw, Jager sucks…just putting it out there.

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Black licorice sucks. Jager is just crippled by it’s marriage to that awful taste.

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by USSChoo on Jan 20, 2010 5:28 AM EST up reply actions  

so you’re saying if jager tasted completely different it would be good?

I hate the steelers the way a mother loves a child.

by notthatnoise on Jan 20, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

The good jager.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Jan 20, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Bingo.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I totally agree. It is not that black licorice completely sucks IMO (but it is pretty bad) but the idea of taking that flavor, mixing it with alcohol, and making it basically a syrup basically sucks….

then mix it with red bull (which I have never like the taste of) and it doubly sucks

by bross09 on Jan 20, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t like either, but I can stand the two mixed together. I’d rather just drink whiskey, though.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed.

I personally don’t like red bull and think the combination doesn’t work but everyone has a different pallate.

by bross09 on Jan 21, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of whiskey, I just started Deadwood and am loving it so far.

by hans on Jan 21, 2010 2:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Lots of my friends are fans, I really need to watch it.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I LOVED Deadwood

by APV on Jan 21, 2010 5:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m never really going to forgive HBO.

by Jay on Jan 21, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

They don’t deserve forgiveness, for anything. Unless The Pacific is as good as BoB.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes me wish I had HBO.

by Brad D on Jan 22, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s why Al Gore created the Internet. Thanks, Al!

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by USSChoo on Jan 22, 2010 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

exactly…couldn’t have said it better myself. all the shows I keep up with I don’t even get. they are either on HBO (curb your enthusiasm, entourage, the wire, true blood) or showtime (weeds, bull$*, californication, dexter). I watch all of this online (when I have the time). I spend weeks without using my actual TV.

by bross09 on Jan 22, 2010 3:59 AM EST up reply actions  

If it is, I will be soo happy. BoB was one of my favorite things ever. I love WWII anything and that was just marvelous

by bross09 on Jan 22, 2010 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t watch Deadwood or Mad Men without an overwhelming desire to drink whiskey.

Or Indians games, for that matter.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jan 21, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

there are a lot of things that give me an overwhelming desire to drink whiskey.

by bross09 on Jan 21, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You and I should make this a t-shirt.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jan 21, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t get Jager or Red Bull. Both are disgusting. Showing my age, aren’t I?

by MickS on Jan 20, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

not at all. I am of the younger generation and I find both disgusting. what happened to a nice jack and coke people?

by bross09 on Jan 20, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a wonderful Tom Collins the other night.

Actually, it was 2.

I've really got to change my signature.

by emd2k3 on Jan 20, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

that is a solid drink. people don’t seem to order it that much anymore and it is almost considered an older person drink now.

by bross09 on Jan 20, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

When I’m out with a certain group of friends Jager bombs just seem to happen.

Never my choice though.

In other news, I had a wonderful Black Russian last night.

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by Ryan Kelsey on Jan 20, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I’m technically an older person. (Over 35).

I've really got to change my signature.

by emd2k3 on Jan 20, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t even consider that old.

People just want to do jagerbombs and shots of vodka these days because it is “cool”. I want a sophisticated drink…like a tom collins, or a black russian.

by bross09 on Jan 21, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of the Old Fashioned.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you get with soda, because you shouldn’t.

(At least that’s what I’ve heard)

I've really got to change my signature.

by emd2k3 on Jan 21, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t know you could get it that way, so no.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I like a good Sidecar every now and then.

I've really got to change my signature.

by emd2k3 on Jan 21, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry but Crwon is much much smoother than Jack. If you are gong to drink Jack, please at least drink Gentleman’s Jack.

by talonk on Jan 21, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

not going to disagree with you. jack and coke was just one of the first good drinks that popped into my head. I really did not want to spend minutes thinking about the perfect drink

by bross09 on Jan 21, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Jameson. The Irish is where it’s at.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 3:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Single malt Scotch man, myself. Especially the Islay distilleries. If I drink Irish it has to be Bushmill’s but only because of the fabulous time I had on the North Coast of Ireland and how they treated me at the distillery. I have a mixed drink rarely, usually Gin. I think vodka tastes like nothing.

by MickS on Jan 21, 2010 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

This is about exactly my taste at the moment, although I’ve never been to Ireland.

by Jay on Jan 21, 2010 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Bushmill’s and Jameson’s are fine beverages, but I still prefer Booker’s. Must be the Kentucky roots.

by FredOx on Jan 21, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

What about Makers Mark? Probably my whiskey of choice.

by Roger Dorn on Jan 21, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Maker’s and Jameson for me as well.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jan 21, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Woodford Reserve is quite good.

by bewwolv on Jan 22, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i haven’t much to add to this convo™, but yes, that stuff is some kind of tastey.

by Brick. on Jan 22, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I am really feleing some nice vodka now…

by bross09 on Jan 24, 2010 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

kentucky makes damn good burboun. I am more of a bourbon person than scotch.

by bross09 on Jan 21, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Bushmill’s is Protestant whiskey.

by Gradyforpresident on Jan 23, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting. Truth?

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by USSChoo on Jan 25, 2010 3:15 AM EST up reply actions  

If you haven’t tried it already, give Powers Irish whiskey a go. I like Jameson’s and Bushmill’s as well but at the same price point I’ve found Powers to be much nicer.

by JimmyAB on Jan 21, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The only time I had Powers was on a very very long whiskey romp one night in LA. It ended poorly, but I should probably give it another shot. I also think their bottle had been on the shelf half full for a few years.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Going to the scotch distilleries in Scotland was one of the best trips of my life …. and that’s taking into account my trip to spring training as a kid when Doug Jones was backing up the bullpen catcher and threw me three passed balls.

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by Ockus_NYC on Jan 21, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll be honest, I don’t drink Scotch because I have absolutely no idea where to start. And my hourly wage doesn’t really afford me to throw money on a rotten bottle.

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by USSChoo on Jan 22, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Single malts are relatively expensive (much more expensive than Irish whiskey or Bourbon). A good affordable place to start is Highland Park, a high quality but affordable Highland Scotch. It’s not my favorite Scotch but it’’s pretty damned good and representative. If you hate Highland Park you probably hate single malt Scotch…period. If you love it you eventually move on from there to more rarified styles.

by MickS on Jan 22, 2010 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

If you treat single malt drinking as a quasi-special occasion, it’s not so bad. I’ll buy $40 bottles but I stretch them out over months. You don’t need to drink much in one sitting, since you sip it slowly.

I tried some Bowmore “Legend” recently, which is their lower end bottle, though still technically single malt. For the price, I was impressed.

by Logodaedalus on Jan 22, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

When I was in my twenties I worked for a guy who had a Scotch library. About 800 or so bottles. He had every expression of the old mothballed Port Ellen. I was too young to appreciate what he was serving me and now the opportunity has passed. Such is life.

by MickS on Jan 22, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

This is where I’m at. You have to make room for that big price tag once in a while, but it can last a long time.

by Jay on Jan 22, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been going that route as well and over the last few years have put together a growing (and simultaneously, shrinking) collection.

Tuthilltown distillery in New York is making a variety of fine spirits. I would highly recommend their Baby Bourbon and Hudson Single Malt. Ive also had the Rye and enjoyed it very much. Pricey by volume but well worth it if you happen upon it.

by JimmyAB on Jan 22, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually like Rye better than Bourbon (especially the wheat based ones like Maker’s Mark). I find Bourbon to be a little too sweet for my tastes. Who carries the Tuthilltown?

by MickS on Jan 22, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s your favorite distillery? I’m a big Bowmore fan.

by Logodaedalus on Jan 22, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Laphroiag. Lagavulin. Bruichladdich. I’m a sucker for that big peaty, salty thing. I also like Clynelish and Glenfarclas (sp?). I love Old Pulteney too but it’s too damned expensive. I don’t mind Bowmore but I wouldn’t put them in my top 10.

by MickS on Jan 22, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes, the “aggressive” Islays. I like those first three, but I generally prefer the balance of Bowmore. I had a glass of Clynelish once, but it was years ago…. The others I haven’t had.

by Logodaedalus on Jan 22, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m also a “hop head” when it comes to beer. My life seems to be a little out of balance.

by MickS on Jan 22, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I like really hoppy beer too… I’ll almost always choose an IPA given a wide selection (once you factor in the price considerations of domestic IPAs vs. Belgian beers). Within IPAs, though, I much prefer the ones that are dry and “crisp” tasting to the ones that are syrupy or metallic. Stone IPA, for example, tastes a bit like metal to me, which in my mind occupies a similar position among IPAs that Laphroiag does among Islay malts — still good, but not ideal for my taste.

One of the best beers I’ve ever had was a Belgian IPA (which I didn’t know existed before). Not the most traditional of Belgian beers, but it combined everything I like in beer. I think the brewery was called ’tSmisje? Check it out if you can.

by Logodaedalus on Jan 23, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

never tried jameson.

by bross09 on Jan 21, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really (in response to Mick showing his age). I hardly see anyone doing Jager or Jagerbombs anymore. They’re kind of like trucker hats or, maybe a little more timely, Affliction-esque shirts. Just like someone over 30 wears Affliction because he wrongly assumes that’s how to look young, he’s the only guy doing Jagerbombs for the same reason. Him and the Jersey Shore brethren, anyway. As for young people that drink it, they’re either ignorant to what else is available or still think trucker hats look cool.

If you’re in a bar and have to do a shot, there’s a) whiskey, b) good tequila, c) leaving it up to a bartender you trust. Those are pretty much my only options.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jan 21, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe you don’t see people doing it…

but you didn’t go to school with long island italians

by bross09 on Jan 21, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

So is a car bomb acceptable? Or is it the “bomb” aspect that’s the problem to begin with?

by TheVanillaGorilla on Jan 21, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with Irish car bombs, or Irish car bomb races for that matter.

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by USSChoo on Jan 21, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

unless you are actually in Ireland. They look at you very odd when you order an “Irish Car Bomb” in Dublin.

Fortunately, the idiot classmate of mine found this out before we spent a weekend in Belfast.

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by Ryan Kelsey on Jan 23, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yikes.

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by USSChoo on Jan 23, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe DiMaggio.

by fleerdon on Jan 19, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you really research this? Because you probably could have typed “hack” into the search box.

"I'm a baseball lifer. It's what I do." —Manny Acta

by westbrook on Jan 19, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t like the SBN search box, but all I did was use Google.

by FredOx on Jan 19, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

got another hack….

John Maynard Keynes

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT? I love that guy!

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by Joel D on Jan 19, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

his ideas plunged us further into the great depression (i know the whole hack thing is a lot of inside jokes but I am pretty serious about this one)

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This statement, and my brutal would-be reply to it, no doubt would plunge us deep into a political discussion.

We do not ever do political discussions here.

Please stay away from politics, and as always, away from stuff you know nothing about.

by Jay on Jan 19, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Okay…I really wasn’t planning to go into politics

and so I know nothing about keynesian economics?? I know more than you might think, and possibly more than you know.

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I can tell from your pledge of seriousness how much you know.

by Jay on Jan 19, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you are being sarcastic but I know a lot about economics.

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, so you’ve said. And art. And sabermetrics.

by Jay on Jan 19, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I will not admit to knowing a ton about sabermetrics. I also am not the biggest expert of art, but I do try to diversify my tastes a lot.

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Claiming to know a lot makes an observer assume that you are either young, don’t know much about what you profess to, or both.

I need a new avatar...

by stuart dean on Jan 20, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, really, neither.

I do not admit to knowing that much about sabermetrics, but I do go to the art museum whenever they have a new feature exhibit (every few months). I in fact just saw a great one about paul gauguin and his volpini exhibition at the same time as the worlds fair of 1889, and about his influence on cloisonnism in his early work, which is not emhasized like his primitivism work in tahiti

by bross09 on Jan 20, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

How is it possible that I’ve never seen that before?

by Jay on Jan 21, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Classic. The other phenomenal Wu Tang appearance on Chappelle was at the end of the racial draft.

by Roger Dorn on Jan 21, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Classic episode. Damn I miss Chappelle.

by Buckeye Brad on Jan 22, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Putting that show in its context (02?-03-04) makes it even more impressive. Really had the right comic touch for those (adjective) years.

by Gradyforpresident on Jan 23, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I, too, know a lot about art, and economics, and Britney Spears, and the gold standard, and the café haunts of Barcelona’s anarchists during the Great War, and, to a lesser extent

by YoDaddyWags on Jan 19, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

…Chris Gimenez!!!

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Jan 19, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and the score so far: degree 25, extent 11.

by YoDaddyWags on Jan 19, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know who you are, but i like the cut of your jig!

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Jan 19, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i love that someone has picked up on this. the original quote from castro was degree, and so too the joke.

by Brick. on Jan 20, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Cool. That was a nicely set up slam dunk.

by MickS on Jan 20, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Reference to daddywags lob pass to patborders

by MickS on Jan 20, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Too many exclamation points. Reference fail.

I've really got to change my signature.

by emd2k3 on Jan 20, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

more like too many capital letters

Is this the whale section?

by sarcasmdave on Jan 20, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m quite well versed in Economics too but there is no way a discussion of Keynes can’t go political. Let’s not go there.

by MickS on Jan 20, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

My ten-paragraph response to you would not have helped matters.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Jan 19, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is this historical research not getting more recs?

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by Turkmenbashi on Jan 20, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

And he can run a little bit. I don’t think the Indians would make this move if they didn’t think he could play SS and 2B. Meh…why not?

by xrickx on Jan 18, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

His major league stats completely suck, and that’s in the NL.

But, it’s a SSS and he was a high draft pick. Lame high draft pick named Brian traded from Pirates to Indians: let’s call him Bullington.

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by westbrook on Jan 18, 2010 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

Why would you even cite his major league stats, with samples that small?

Not even worth mentioning.

by Jay on Jan 18, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

where did i read brito’s name for the first time recently. sickels maybe. i remember cleverly thinking “mmmmm jesus burrrito.”

by Brick. on Jan 18, 2010 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

i think tony had posted something on him

by xrickx on Jan 18, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I had actually hoped we’d draft Bixler back when I was following college ball. Not really sure what he offers that Donald doesn’t, but hey, if the UT battle is going to be a primary source of entertainment, the more the merrier.

by mcrose on Jan 18, 2010 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

Well, for one thing, he’s a guy where we couldn’t care less about his service time or putting him on waivers.

by Jay on Jan 18, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Which reminds me. How many options does Niuman Romero have left?

by Brick. on Jan 18, 2010 7:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Just to be official, when he gets optioned this spring, that will be his first.

by talonk on Jan 18, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

had i not asked, i wouldn’t have let this sit here without a real answer either. cheers.

by Brick. on Jan 18, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No. He’s no longer on the 40-man roster, so he wouldn’t be optioned, he would be reassigned to the minor league camp. So, he’s still good for a while longer.

by Fundamentals on Jan 19, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

 Wait, are we worried about Donald’s options?

I guess the thinking is that if Grudz isn’t sharp, we don’t want to force Donald onto the 25 too soon. Mebbe not because of his clock, just that he could use some more AAA time around the infield…

But I guess Bixler is somewhat in the same boat – he’s not exactly your wily vet…

Just typing out loud… see? The UT situation is much more entertaining than it was a few hours ago!

by mcrose on Jan 18, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the job is Grudz’ to lose. If he’s not looking very mobile in the field and Bixler is healthy through the spring, he’ll get first dibs.

by xrickx on Jan 18, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you’re right – Valgood will still get some babying against lefties, and that’s Bixler’s strong point.

I also think they’ve already decided to have Rivero repeat at AA to start the season, so if Grudz proves mobile, Bix and Donald will be the starting middle IF at Columbus.

by mcrose on Jan 18, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

and i think he’s got it in him to lose it.

by Brick. on Jan 18, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

this is where kearns’ age hurts him.

by Brick. on Jan 18, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

this is where kearnsromero’s age hurts him.

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by westbrook on Jan 18, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This gets funnier and funnier as we learn how to deploy it properly.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Jan 18, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty sure that was my first.

by Jay on Jan 18, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m glad we could all be a part of it. You’ll remember this for the rest of your life.

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by Joel D on Jan 18, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I might be welling up.

Welcome back, Sandy! ATALECG...

by USSChoo on Jan 19, 2010 3:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t even remember how it started, and I don’t really want to.

by Voltaire on Jan 19, 2010 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m trying to figure out how to use it as a verb…

I need a new avatar...

by stuart dean on Jan 19, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Who else can pass on the knowledge?

by mcrose on Jan 18, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, but it would behoove us to keep him at minimum salary as long as possible, i.e., at least through 2013 and probably 2014.

The other element here is, they want to feel they have a viable option in the event they want to demote Valbuena for a little while. Not saying that expect that, but it’s a scenario worth anticipating.

by Jay on Jan 18, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure. See Cabrera, Asdrubal.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Jan 18, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

See also, Shapiro allowed Wedge to screw up Valbuena’s service time for absolutely no reason.

by Jay on Jan 18, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Those 12 days were critical.

What really irks me is how Valbuena was platooned late in the season. Sure, you want to ease a guy into the big leagues. But in what became a meaningless season very early, Valbuena was platooned so strictly long after the Indians fell out of contention. At age 23 he got 40 ABs against LHP.

Why? That’s a waste. He’s alternated good and bad years in the minor leagues against LHP, but he’s not going to get the chance to prove that in Cleveland?

by xrickx on Jan 19, 2010 2:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Agree completely. I think Valbuena should be given every chance to be a complete player, especially when there is no cost to giving him that chance.

by baerga1 on Jan 19, 2010 4:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait, why does that fall on Wedge?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Jan 19, 2010 6:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Because he’s the manager?

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by Joel D on Jan 19, 2010 7:16 AM EST up reply actions  

see Success for asdrubal when demoted. in ’08 after being called back up he regained his hitting form.

by bross09 on Jan 19, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

But he also was successful immediately when first called up.

This whole side debate is kind of pointless. Nobody should be taking a couple hundred PA too seriously regardless of how good or bad they are.

by Jay on Jan 19, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

All I meant was that he was a guy who appeared to be in the big leagues for good after a partial season, but was demoted. Nothing more, nothing less.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Jan 19, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

a guy who appeared to be in the big leagues for good after a partial season, but was demoted.

and, to a different degree, Fausto Carmona

Is this the whale section?

by sarcasmdave on Jan 20, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Arguably the biggest question this year – will the real not so slim Fausto please stand up?

by mcrose on Jan 20, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Interestingly enough, Bixler takes the last spot on the 40. So the roster flexibility is fairly limited, but there are still a few guys who could easily be DFA’d, etc.

by talonk on Jan 18, 2010 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

More than a few.

by Jay on Jan 18, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m actually really looking forward to this season. All bets are off. The pursuit of excellence is freed from motto. Talent and performance win out. We play .500 ball and have a lot of fun. Shap wears his polo shirts with top button undone, etc.

by mcrose on Jan 18, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Our best players wear coffee cups.

by Brad D on Jan 18, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Whole beans, tho – no grinding.

by mcrose on Jan 19, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Unnecessary.

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by Joel D on Jan 19, 2010 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

As opposed to what?

by mcrose on Jan 19, 2010 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this Adobe?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jan 19, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

copy image location

I need a new avatar...

by stuart dean on Jan 19, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool Edit Pro, but it would also be Adobe after they bought it, before they changed the interface. I still use this iteration of the software.

Welcome back, Sandy! ATALECG...

by USSChoo on Jan 19, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Before the pic loaded, I thought the mention of Adobe and coffee cups was gonna be this pic:

"I'm a baseball lifer. It's what I do." —Manny Acta

by westbrook on Jan 19, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm….I’d say the overwhelmingly most likely scenario is that Bixler gets cut in spring training and Brito never sees major league baseball. Beyond that, Bixler’s strength seems to be his defensive ability. His numbers on minorleaguesplits give the impression he is an above average middle infielder defensively. If that is the case, I’m totally fine with this. I still don’t think he’s likely to earn the spot, but that’s fine. I see that Tony is sad to see Brito traded and had him slated as the Indian’s 35th best prospect. I’d disagree with that pretty strongly. Brito spent 3 years not being very good on the Indians DSL team after being signed. He did have a great 2009 (.998 OPS across two levels), but he played as a 22-year old with two rookie league teams. Maybe it was a real breakthrough for him – but the best case scenario for his development would make him a 25 or 26 year old marginal corner infielder/DH pawing at the big league door.

by APV on Jan 19, 2010 6:31 AM EST reply actions  

Exactly. His ceiling is Wes Hodges, which coincidentally is also Wes Hodges’ ceiling.

by Jay on Jan 19, 2010 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Thoughts that make Wes Hodges wake up in a cold sweat….

I need a new avatar...

by stuart dean on Jan 19, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i can’t believe that a post about jesus brito getting traded for brian bixler has gotten 160+ comments.

If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jan 21, 2010 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

A little added discourse on drinking preferences didn’t hurt.

by MickS on Jan 21, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to miss Jesus Brito, if only for this tidbit:

Date of Birth: December 25, 1987

by FredOx on Jan 21, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Now we’re left to wonder if it was done ironically or not.

"I'm a baseball lifer. It's what I do." —Manny Acta

by westbrook on Jan 21, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ lived six days in 1 B.C.

by odradek on Jan 21, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. That doesn’t even make sense.

by Jay on Jan 21, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Since when does anything about that guy have to make sense?

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Jan 21, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m dazed and confused as well. Have we veered off into Pat Robertson Land?

by MickS on Jan 21, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

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