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Five Russian Poets Reflect Upon the Indians' 8-11 Start.

INSTEAD OF A PRATFALL

In these terrible years of Yankee Terror, I've spent twenty-seven days reading through these April threads. One day somebody here recognized my avatar. Startled from within a quiet subthread about the inadequacy of Season Six of Lost, she posted a meek question:

"Can you make this all go away?"

And I said: "No can do."

And something very nearly like AAARRGGGHHHGGGHHGHG!!!!! passed fleetingly across my flickering screen.

—Anna Akhmatova, Petersburg

 

A DECLARATION OF NOT LOVE EXACTLY, MORE LIKE NOT HATRED

A ghostly frost climbs the stippled lawn,
Hollow moons rise over outfield walls.
The fatted years have faded and gone,
This age of poverty scatters all.

The yellow night eyes us hungrily,
Watching as we disgorge from taverns,
Echoing our hollow steps as we
Stumble down alleys dark as caverns.

—Andrei Bely, Lucerne, Switzerland

 

THE AGUE

My Tribe, my lowly beast, who can look
At your bloodshot eyes, your bony spine,
And not see those whom others forsook
Are here made into a Frankenstein,

Precariously fleeing gendarmes.
Always outnumbered, ever outgunned
Uniformed scumble of AAA arms,
Which piece is first to be jettisoned?

—Osip Mandelstam, Voronezh

 

FALLEN WARRIOR

A macabre dancer troubles my fitful repose,
A skeleton tugging on gloves, adjusting swing,
The one whose gnarled coffin carried my offered rose,
One whose demise, expected, yet carries a sting.

How can this Travis, of but little accounting,
Still hunt the snorting buck, still sight the geese that honk?
While elsewhere a hero climbs Heaven’s steps, mounting,
And over this fragment of earth, his stone reads: Pronk.

—Nikolai Gumilev, Ekaterinburg

 

KINDNESS TO INDIANS

The bats fly,
Would they cry?
Swish,
Squib,
Twink,
Tap.

The flingers:
Hash slingers?
Meatballs,
Longballs,
Catcalls.
Balls.

—Vladimir Mayakovsky, Moscow

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The hitters vex, while the pitchers perplex

-Ogden Nash

by APV on Apr 27, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not cultured enough to be an Indians fan.

by Chemo on Apr 27, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. I started reading this, but then realized I had no idea what any of these were references to.

"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing more gloomy than a Russian poet, I thought, before encountering some of LGT’s bereft and woebegone. So these were made as an addendum to the doom-and-gloom club; not meant as homework!
Though if you want extra credit, do read Anna Ahkmatova’s Requiem, one of the stunning works of the 20th century, a heartbreaking and blistering exposition of what the Russian people had to endure under Stalin. Not published in the USSR until 1987, but everybody there knew it anyway. The online translations are not what you want; read the Stanley Kunitz or D. M. Thomas versions.

by YoDaddyWags on Apr 28, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Akhmatova
(But oh gloria mundi, you can actually edit a FanPost!)

by YoDaddyWags on Apr 28, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Misery renewed
The pitching is psychotic
The offense is crap

- Anonymous Haiku-Writing MoFo Behind The Counter At Dunkin Donuts

--
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.

by vbc3 on Apr 27, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, soul sister, ain’t that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain’t fair, you know

- Train

by JRontherim on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That second line can only be about Choo or Kearns.

Practicing my left-handed swing as I type. By next week I'll be able to hit Masterson and Smith.

by westbrook on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an awful, awful song.

by Brad D on Apr 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Some of those God forsaken lyrics are absolutely infuriating.

by JRontherim on Apr 29, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

by afh4 on Apr 27, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Balls.

Blake: Thanks to you, I am damaged beyond repair!!

by emd2k3 on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Where the hell is Joe Brodsky?

by odradek on Apr 28, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I SIT BY THE RADIO

It said the Tribe played a game without scoring.
Did those of you listening find it boring?
A triumph for Indians would come to seem
Just impossibie—a chimera, a dream.
I sit and listen. The wrong team scored a run.
When I loved, I loved deeply. It wasn’t fun.

—Joseph Brodsky, New York

by YoDaddyWags on Apr 29, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

The ex-Cowboy RB coach? He died in 2006

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on May 3, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

And is buried in Venice.

by odradek on May 3, 2010 7:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

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