Game 20: Indians 9, Angels 2
Karl Ravech
The Indians were in Anaheim again tonight after getting blown out yesterday. They went to a young guy who's been their stopper this year-Mitch Talbott. Kruky, what do you think of this kid out of the Tampa Bay system?
John Kruk
Good kid, good pitcher, throws the ball-I like that. But, you know what? I bet they'd rather have Lebron on the mound. Can you imagine that? That big dude staring down at you?
Oh-ha-ha! Now that would be scary!
Yes! Lebron can do it all!
Hey now-pitching isn't easy, you know!
Fernando Viña
Here it comes! Can you believe it EY?
[Highlight of Austin Kearns hitting homerun plays]
(In seat formerly occupied by Eduardo Perez)
I can believe it! Pitchers, man! Always sticking together!
[Highlight of Austin Kearns hitting homerun]
Tim Kurkjian
Talbot has thrown 72% of first pitch sliders for strikes this year. Pretty incredible, stuff, actually.
Dave Winfield
(In seat formerly occupied by Eric Young and previously occupied by Eduardo Perez)
Man, could a slider ever tie me up!
[Highlight of Mitch Talbot retiring 6 straight]
Karl Ravech
Booney, what's the toughest slider you ever faced?
Aaron Boone
Man, that's like picking my least favorite food! Tons of 'em make me sick, you know?
Karl Ravech
C'mon man, toughest one!
[Highlight of Shin-Soo Choo RBI single]
Orestes Destrade
(In seat formerly occupied by Eric Young and previously occupied by Eduardo Perez, which is now in the space that Aaron Boone and his seat used to occupy)
Man, it's hard to say but I can tell you this-it was either a Yankee or a Red Sox pitcher. Those guys-man, they can dominate!
[Highlight of Lou Marson single]
Karl Ravech
We see Lou Marson here, a young guy struggling with a rare single-
Orestes Destrade
Hey, now, man! You gotta let me finish!
Tim Kurkjian
Let the big man finish!
Karl Ravech
Alright, OD-what you got?
Orestes Destrade
Yankees, man! Gotta be the Yanks!
Karl Ravech
So you're finished?
Eric Young
(Returning to what was his chair after it was Eduardo Perez's chair)
Oh he is finished! Ha ha ha!
John Kruk
Done! Over! Ho ha ha!
Chris Berman
(Live via satellite from NFL Draft)
Back back back back! Ha!
Karl Ravech
We're going to Buster and Gammo-guys, what's your take on this young Indians' team?
[Olney and Gammons in split-screen, live via satellite from New York and Boston, respectively]
Buster Olney
I think Marson is a piece the Yankees don't really want. They've got a great young hitter at catcher, Jesus Montero. There's a lot of talk that he'll move off but I'm not convinced.
Peter Gammons
Marson would be a great fit in Boston-hardworking, smart kid. Would be great to get him soon so he can receive tutelage from both Martinez and Varitek. That would be huge for the young guy's confidence.
Karl Ravech
Thanks, guys. So, the Indians managed to eke this one out tonight but long term, what's going on with this team?
[Highlight of Indians recording final out]
Eduardo Perez
(In seat that Fernando Viña previously sat in, which is now sitting on top of table)
Young, man. This is such a young, young team-Sizemore is so young, Cabrera, super young. Austin Kearns, still a young guy.They need some veteran leadership.
Karl Ravech
The key has always been Hafner, right? Will Pronk return? Kruky, what's your take?
[Highlight of Austin Kearns triple]
John Kruk
I think I could eat Hafner. It would take a few hours but I bet I could do it.
Eric Young
(From offscreen, where he is sitting in chair marked "J.P. Riccardi" that Dari Nowkah sat in while he had lunch)
Oh yeah!
(On Karl Ravech's shoulders)
Kruk! Kruk! Kruk!
Ed McMahon
Indeed, sir! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Aaron Boone
(Suspended from ceiling in Mr. Potter's wheelchair)
I wouldn't bet against it! You guys know Kruk! Ho-ha-ha
Curt Schilling
(In sleeping bag on floor, playing MMORPG)
[Silently Clicks]
Orestes Destrade
(Standing in baby pool)
He-ho-ha-ha! If you could eat a man that big, you could probably play for the Yankees or Red Sox! Am I right Dave and Curt?
Karl Ravech
Now that's a question I want answered! Who's better, Yankees or Red Sox? We'll examine, after the break!
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I don’t know comedy but this is pretty bad.
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
Now, I liked this much better. Except I think Eric Young makes too much sense in the above.
Blake: Thanks to you, I am damaged beyond repair!!
I’m glad. A lot of what I do here I recognize is going to have a limited audience and impact. Writing team-specific humor content is something I have a love/hate relationship with. At times, it seems easy, at other times it seems very, very hard. Not that much happens and once you’ve made your best run at a specific player, topic, etc, you’ve got to either invent new angles (which is difficult for me on account of the limited number of personalities and storylines), cannibalize your old stuff, or just wait.
As the clearest example I can think of, Andy Marte’s life is rife with comedic potential but I’ve gone to that well at least half a dozen times in the last two years, a lot of it resulting in the work of mine that people like best. But, now, three years on, does anyone want to keep reading my Andy Marte fanfic?
When I said I was open to talking about it, I was sincere. I know some of what I write probably ends up irritating some subset and I’m actually curious as to what people think this kind of content can look like going forward, in a general sense.
It helps to have Tyler and Wags around pushing.
Don’t worry about what anyone else thinks, no matter what they say.
As a writer, strive to please yourself first, and you can walk away happy.
Blake: Thanks to you, I am damaged beyond repair!!
Sure, I hear that but I’m sure you can relate to the feeling of having to produce something, either because of an internal or external pressure.
I’ve enjoyed your stuff. I mean, it’s extremely esoteric by nature, but usually good for a laugh. Regardless of how “good” it is, I look forward to pieces like this as a relief from and contrast to a lot of the stat-heavy analysis I just can’t make myself care about during seasons like this.
"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 28, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve tried to reign myself in over time on the ephemra. When I was a FanPost only artist, I definitely verged on some kind of Fear and Loathing experience. More recently, I forced myself into formats (the Onion style pieces, for instance) that I thought would be good for both me and the content.
At any rate, thanks.
The greatest comedy is built on the absurdity of truth. You’ve very accurately captured a Baseball Tonight conversation. I give full marks for the comedy here. A++
-Erik
by drerikbrady on Apr 28, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll be honest. I made my “AWESOME” comment below before I realized there was more after clicking to the comments. I loved the first part, the rest seemed kinda overdone.
Practicing my left-handed swing as I type. By next week I'll be able to hit Masterson and Smith.
Thanks. I hope to buy a book from you one day.
by afh4 on Apr 28, 2010 3:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I’ll just wait and purchase another good or service. You let me know what when the time comes.
by afh4 on Apr 28, 2010 4:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I just can’t imagine any reader being anything but thrilled at the sort of stuff that you write, Andrew. Well, I guess I can imagine those people, but I certainly wouldn’t want to hang out with them.
Also because you don’t pass off your comedy as news. Oh, and because you don’t hate all things Cleveland.
"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 28, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m glad we don’t use a lot of prime real estate here playing the snark game. It ought to, and does, thrive in comments but I appreciate the almost everything written here, front page and fanposts alike, is sincere, even if it’s not serious in tone.
by afh4 on Apr 28, 2010 3:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Here’s a handy list for when you need trope inspiration.
by YoDaddyWags on Apr 28, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
This is an important case study in reconomics. Since there is no functional effect of a rec for a front page story, rec’ing the post is simply a vote of support for the author. It’s more interesting with comment recs; the first three are the most valuable, but after a comment is green, the marginal rec utility (aka Value Over Third Rec, or VOTR) is nil but for giving extra kudos to the poster. I think there is potential for a fascinating dissertation on rec psychology.
Anyway, I liked this piece.
by cleveland teamer on Apr 28, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’ve actually considered this. You’ve brought up a lot of the more interesting aspects but I’m also fascinated by:
1-The compulsory rec: is there some feeling that one ought to rec a Front Page post simply because a certain style of post has always been rec’d in the past? Or because, even if you do not particularly like a given effort, you’d like to see more work in that vein?
2-Silent Majority recs: many posts rack up recs without necessarily generating discussion. Or, only those who disagree with or dislike the post comment while others silently rec. Should the voice of those recs have the same impact on the author’s perception of the way the post was perceived as the two or three who took vocal issue?
by afh4 on Apr 28, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I also feel a little bad about the silent recs, but plenty of pieces, particularly creative/funny ones, I appreciate without generating discussion. Perfect example – YoDaddy’s poetry over there -—————>. I loved it, but couldn’t add anything.
by dgcambridge on Apr 28, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I rec’d the piece because it made me laugh out loud. As you say I didn’t feel I could add anything to the discourse, but I felt as though I had acknowledged the skill in the writing.
Of course, a lot of the time my recs are given at 1am, as I watch Justin Masterson walk JJ Hardy on 4 pitches with the bases loaded. I suspect these recs are worth less than the average. A negative WAR, if you will.
by LondonTribe on Apr 28, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the rec distribution in point number two makes perfect sense. If you disagree with someone, especially if you do so strongly, you’re going to post back proving that they’re a moron. Talk radio pretty much lives on this. If you agree with someone’s point, pretty much all you’re going to do is rec and move on. I mean, what else can you do? Say it again, just with numbers?
Come on, four billion!
by Joel D on Apr 28, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
As a regular reader but rare commenter, I loved it. Needless to say this can be a frustrating time for Tribe fans and keeping it light, with some different formats for the game recaps, is a neat idea to make it fresh and remind us of the fun we’re supposed to be having. It was particularly amusing picturing Kruk attempting to eat Travis Hafner, presumably after some sort of rotisserie treatment.
by Tribe Fan Matt on Apr 28, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
baseball needs more people like you, to keep that fountain of youth in our beloved game.
so thanks for taking risks.
that is all.
by citrusvanilla on Apr 28, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I definitely didn’t mean to be harsh. It may not have worked for me, but who the hell am I? In no way do I want you to stop producing content.
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
No problem. You’ve got a right. I’d rather be the guy who got told to shut up then the guy who kept talking while everybody said he should shut up behind his back. Not that I’m either righ now, just that I welcome the feedback.
by afh4 on Apr 28, 2010 3:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Makes me nostalgic for the days when BBTN was worth watching; pre-quasi reality show…
by stuart dean on Apr 28, 2010 6:10 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Probably makes Ravech nostalgic, too.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 28, 2010 6:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Ha, Good stuff. This is the closest I’ve come to watching ESPN since January 1st, 2009.
No, not you. Your helmet!
by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 AM EDT reply actions
Quick recap:
Talbot – didn’t look nearly as good as his prior two starts, but somehow got away with it.
Laffey – tremendous
Lewis – awful
Smith – eh?
If I have a chance I’ll pull the numbers later but Talbot seems to start a lot of guys 0-1 and it appears he did that last night. That said, it’d be disingenuous for me to rip Laffey and Sowers so often and be jazzed for Talbot. Until he gets some kind of K rate, I’m just waiting for the explosion. Who knows, though. Maybe we’ll finally get our inexplicable innings eater, a la Garland’s time with CWS.
Big story is Kearns: single short of the cycle, right? Can somebody give odds on us actually having stumbled into a player? The narrative has a lot of appeal: hugely touted prospect who struggles with injury and gets banished to hinterlands. It’s not like he’s ancient.
And I’m most interested in your opinion on LaPorta: I listened yesterday but Hamilton and Co. seemed to think he was driving the ball, espcially on his late inning flyout. Anything good happening there?
JP is squared up again. Enjoy the next two weeks, I guess.
by afh4 on Apr 28, 2010 8:44 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don’t remember where I saw it (may have been game thread, I truly don’t remember), but it said that Talbot has started 72% of hitters off with a strike this year. Numbers aside, off speed stuff becomes that much more effective when getting ahead like that.
Perhaps he can keep it up, as long as he keeps pounding the zone. Sure his ERA will probably end the year in the mid 4’s, but isn’t that what this team needs at the back of the rotation?
Not arguing with anyone’s point, just thinking out loud.
Anything in life is possible, except for skiing through revolving doors.
by MooneysRebellion on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Well it says 72% in this piece but that is totally made up.
by afh4 on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
OH, duh, that’s where I read it then. Alright, no more watching west coast games that late. I’ll claim being a complete idiot.
Anything in life is possible, except for skiing through revolving doors.
by MooneysRebellion on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
You’re telling me. Talk about complete dumb-assery.
Anything in life is possible, except for skiing through revolving doors.
by MooneysRebellion on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
The actual number is 50%. Here are some numbers:
Str% 1st% 3-0 % 0-2 % Carmona 62% 56% 5% 21% Huff 64% 60% 4% 23% Laffey 65% 48% 2% 33% Masterson 60% 49% 6% 16% Talbot 60% 50% 4% 13% Westbrook 57% 46% 11% 12%
I’m surprised that every one of them has a lower strike percentage on the first pitch than their overall strike percentage. Every damn one.
by YoDaddyWags on Apr 28, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
The only pitcher on the staff for whom that is not true is Joe Smith. The league average strike percentage (61%) is significantly higher than the league average first strike percentage (52%).
Here’s another weird stat: 10% of the balls thrown by Joe Smith have been intentional.
Jake’s at the bottom of the list for starters. Top guy: Pavano! 73.4%
by YoDaddyWags on Apr 28, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, let’s compare 2010’s top ten AL guys in FPK% (a group which includes Danks, Buehrle, Liriano, CC) with the bottom ten (which includes Jake, Talbot, Greinke, Hochevar, Brett Anderson).
TOP 10: 388 SA, 307 OBA; 695 OPS.
BOTTOM 10: 383 SA, 327 OBA; 710 OPS.
BaBIPS are almost exactly the same, around 280.
I feel I have learned nothing! Or maybe, there was nothing to learn?
I take it that table is the percentage of batters that ever have 3-0 or 0-2 counts, not the percentage of strikes thrown in those counts.
by Logodaedalus on Apr 28, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You can see where the misunderstanding could arise though.
by Logodaedalus on Apr 28, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, Andrew, you wrote “72% of first pitch sliders for strikes this year”. i know you made it up, but, who knows, maybe he has thrown 72% of his first pitch SLIDERS for strikes! (this not inconsistent with FO’s table below which is for all types of pitches).
by CaptainPenny on Apr 28, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Triple short. He advanced to 3rd on the throw after his double.
by supermarioelia on Apr 28, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Not that it matters, but for the record: 2 doubles and a HR. The advance to third was on the throw home on the bases loaded 2B, so not an error, but not a triple either.
Big story is Kearns: single short of the cycle, right? Can somebody give odds on us actually having stumbled into a player? The narrative has a lot of appeal: hugely touted prospect who struggles with injury and gets banished to hinterlands. It’s not like he’s ancient.
Here’s my take. That narrative is as old as the hills: a guy who used to perform and then stopped performing for one, two, three years running – and a new team takes him and tries to explain away his suck because of injuries/circumstances.
It’s a story that has turned out poorly so many times that we are rightly suspect of it. The great majority of the time, that guy has simply lost it, and will never again return to anywhere near those levels (over any substantial sample size).
But maybe for every 10 guys that are put in that category, for 1 guy, the story holds. That those were limiting injuries, but recoverable ones. Maybe its 1 for every 20 guys.
So people were right to be skeptical, the odds aren’t great, but at least Kearns is the perfect type. His injuries were real, and like you say, he’s not that old.
Cautiously hopeful.
by dgcambridge on Apr 28, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Or perhaps he’s like some of these guys:
http://mlb.mlb.com/stats/individual_stats_player.jsp?c_id=mlb&playerID=150029
http://mlb.mlb.com/stats/individual_stats_player.jsp?c_id=mlb&playerID=407886
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/n/nevinph01.shtml
Blake: Thanks to you, I am damaged beyond repair!!
Lest we forget, Kearns started off better than any of those guys, with an OPS+ of 134 as a 22 year old rookie, and was third in NL ROY voting, after being named the #11 prospect by BA. He had several years above 110, playing a lot of CF. No idea if he’ll keep this up (or, more importantly, stay healthy), but it’s not coming out of nowhere.
Andrew – yeah, I’m with you on the K rate…it is really low. But I like the delivery.
I have no idea if it will last, but Kearns has been on everything all year. In other words, he’s usually not been real late on the fastball or way out in front of the breaking stuff.
LaPorta? Eh. He drove one to the warning track, but it was towards the end of the bat on a pitch down the middle. That usually indicates he’s pulling off the ball and not covering the plate. It’s hard to say based on one game. In his second at bat, he took quite possibly the worst two back-to-back swings on changeups I’ve seen in awhile. Saunders came back with a couple more changeups that LaPorta barely fouled off, and then threw him a fastball down the middle that was whistled back into center field. Thank you, Joe Saunders.
What are your thoughts on talbot’s little toe tap toe point jitter move?
by Brick. on Apr 28, 2010 8:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Thoughts to why he does it or why it might be effective for him?
My guess is that he does it to keep him on balance and so he avoids rushing to the plate. He’s trying to stay tall in his delivery so he can drive the ball down in the zone. And maybe the hesitation breaks up hitters rhythm, but that’s a stretch.
I just thought his sinker moved more horizontally last night and wasn’t as firm. And his changeup wasn’t good, and that’s universally regarded as his best pitch. But that cutter has been a bit of an equalizer for him, and it looked like he threw quite a bit of those for strikes.
Onion piece from yesterday:
NEW YORK—The New York Yankees unveiled a new, lesser uniform at a press conference Tuesday in an effort to distinguish ordinary, run-of-the-mill Yankees from the “true Yankee legends who walk among us.” “To have Javier Vazquez don the same pinstripes as Mariano Rivera or Jorge Posada is…well, it’s unthinkable,” Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said as Curtis Granderson modeled the sterile, black-and-white uniform with a large, boxy, non-interlocking “NY” stitched across the front of the chest. “The untrue Yankees will wear a blank, unfitted ball cap until they have their big Yankee moment. They’ll wear their last names on the backs of their lesser uniforms as a badge of shame.” When asked which uniform he was assigned, Alex Rodriguez cried for 10 minutes
Awesome.
"...maybe this year, there's no gorilla" - YoDaddyWags
by woodsmeister on Apr 28, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Great work. It seems that as the MLB and NFL Networks hit their stride, ESPN will be left to focus on the big markets to retain viewership. Alas, ESPN will become even more unbearable with lowest-common-denominator coverage, like focusing on the Yankees and Red Sox. It will be market-driven and not sports-driven. It surprises me that cable operators are not quicker to get these league-sponsored channels because, in the end, they will reduce the leverage ESPN has in the market.
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin
by Spidey on Apr 28, 2010 9:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
For me, it’s not just the big-market focus. It’s the complete lack of anything substantive. I was watching BBTN and struck by just how much time is spent laughing at idiotic comments, doing the “pitchers and hitters don’t agree” bit and just the general “what zany thing will Kurk do next?!” game. And, of course, the incessant shuffling of these analysts who are equally trite.
MLB Network is killing ESPN in terms of content and I have to think that’s going to cause changes, as you noted. I’m also consistently surprised by how bad local-stations do. I guess there’s just not enough money or talent to go around but even the Chicago guys (guys like Kendall Gill for the Bulls) who do postgames, sports recap type shows tend to be a huge cut below and the production value also suffers in comparison.
I have this fantasy of a show that looks as good as BBTN but is just Albert Belle and Pat Corrales doing Indians-centric stuff but also covering the league at large.
Oh and I’m blown away by how on-board every ESPN personality seems to be with the “wouldn’t this star from sport A be incredible at sport B?” How much stupider of an angle can you take?
I think this is far from their most egregious offense. In some cases (LeBron, Sizemore), there’s a legitimate “what if?” to be discussed. Not that Sportscenter is the place to discuss that, but I’d rather hear that than hear more about who Tiger is boning.
"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 28, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Right
"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 28, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
LeBron sure as hell could
"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 28, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this from your own experience, or your mom’s?
by Logodaedalus on Apr 28, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
MLBN is far better, so the only nitpick I have is why the hell Gammons would come back to ESPN in Andrew World.
Is he not on any more? I went off the online “BBTN contributor list” from wikipedia. I haven’t watched ESPN’s baseball coverage seriously in, umm, years probably?
He does stuff for MLB.com now. I believe he mentions the Red Sox every now and again.
by LondonTribe on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
People always rag on Gammons’ Sox focus, but he has always had a minor crush on the Tribe.
by dgcambridge on Apr 28, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
The Indians have just been shut out on 1 hit in Game Six of the ‘95 WS. I’m watching, numb, as the camera is catching them walking down some ramp into the bowels of Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium toward their crying room. There’s the pile of bat-dragging, slump-shouldered Indians, and there is Albert. Albert stops. He sees some candy wrapper on the floor, which fascinates him. He gingerly toes it with his cleats, cocks his head to gauge the reaction, gets none, nudges it again. Reluctantly gives up the game and moves on.
I believe Albert is actually a cat. Cats, I’ve discovered, have their own preferred method of consuming rodents: some just eat the head. Some eat everything but the head. Some eat the top half only. And some eat everything but leave a glistening corkscrewed intestinal tract with attached liver, pancreas, caecum and spleen.
Watching Albert’s show would be spectacular. My vote for what’s left of Corrales? Intestines, glistening in the fresnel spotlight.
by YoDaddyWags on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Who are you?
"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 28, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Aren’t we 3 and 5 on the trip, with the last game tonight? Jinx avoided!
But yeah, 4-5 would be nice. C’mon Jake.
by dgcambridge on Apr 28, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
that’s just the realities of our market.
by Brick. on Apr 28, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yes, it as fascinating watching the mushroom take effect.
If you believe it's just a game, you're also probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.
by LeftyCatcher on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Andy Marte’s footsteps are magic.
Jhonny hears them, and starts hitting again!
Blake: Thanks to you, I am damaged beyond repair!!
by emd2k3 on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m telling you it’s more than that – Andy Marte starting the game = Victory
Indians when Andy Marte starts: 5-1
Indians when Andy Marte does not start: 4-10
Indians when Andy Marte plays but does not start: 3-3
Indians when Andy Marte does not play at all: 1-7
"...maybe this year, there's no gorilla" - YoDaddyWags
by woodsmeister on Apr 28, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
The Andy Marte starting for the Indians split is the same as the Hawk Harrelson starting for the opponent split…
by Logodaedalus on Apr 28, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Jhonny has added .159 to his OPS in the past week, almost doubling it. This is pretty much his career pattern as far as starting slowly before heating up, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen him draw this many walks. Is this just a SSS looking like plate discipline, or has his approach changed?
Basically, I’m trying to talk myself into not thinking trade value every time Jhonny gets a hit, even though I know it’s true. I’ll miss him when he’s gone.
Come on, four billion!
Somebody start a thread! You can use this info:
Josh Tomlin is expected to start the 11:35 a.m. game against the Knights today instead of scheduled pitcher Scott Lewis.
by dgcambridge on Apr 28, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Thread started. I’ve got the Clippers on the radio this afternoon.
"...maybe this year, there's no gorilla" - YoDaddyWags
by woodsmeister on Apr 28, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
INSERT SLEWIS REPLACING WRIGHT RUMOR HERE
Practicing my left-handed swing as I type. By next week I'll be able to hit Masterson and Smith.
Yep. White had a similar start in yesterday’s game, but fell apart in the 5th.
Kinston needs to get Jordan Henry back.
by dgcambridge on Apr 28, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Good stuff.
Not as good as the one last year where Wedge kept calling everybody “-ster” and Peralta didn’t know who anybody was, but still good.
“I hate myself” on LGT: 9 occurrences. Out loud, anyway.
by YoDaddyWags on Apr 29, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Whenever the stock market dips, you are 100% guaranteed to see a picture of someone at the NYSE with his head in his hands. Similarly, whenever a starting pitcher has a rough night, you are similarly assured of seeing a picture of said pitcher wiping at his forehead while holding up his cap in his other hand (even though they very likely strike this exact same pose on nights where they throw a complete-game shutout).
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
At my own risk, I’m going to defend ESPN a little bit. However, I did like this piece because their hiring of ex-players as analysts really isn’t defensible. Andrew’s right on the money. But I’ll talk about a couple things from my perspective.
A lot of you grew up with ESPN. It’s always been there. I did not. I don’t think ESPN became available for me until I was about 16. And not being from Ohio, either I listened to the Twins or Royals, watched local news, or read the paper the next day to get the score. Highlights were very sparse. Then ESPN came along, and they offered updates and highlights of games! Are you kidding me?!? And then they add a show in 1990 that is completely devoted to baseball with in-game highlights? Wow!
I’m just saying that if people grew up when I did, you might have a little different perspective, and perhaps be willing to give ESPN a little slack.
And as far as their priorities with SportsCenter coverage and game selection, it does bother me a little. But I understand it. If the Yanks and Sox generate twice the ratings, then why wouldn’t they show them? It’s a different world now than it was 20 years ago. I don’t need to watch Baseball Tonight to get update of Indians games because I can sit on my couch and watch most of the games. Or I can catch highlights in any number of different ways. Fans of teams in small markets or limited interest can get what they want elsewhere. And ESPN is left to try to maximize ratings.
I don’t really have time to watch either MLB show, but from what I’ve seen, I’ll definitely agree that MLB Tonight is superior. The next time Dave Winfield offers interesting perspective will be the first. His best response when asked to name two Indians players would be “ummm, well, there’s that one guy – Grady something.” So I think the above is a great critique, but I wanted to offer a different perspective to the other aspects of ESPN criticism that I see from time to time.
1. In ancient times I collected quotes occasionally for a friend who was the UPI stringer in Seattle; Winfield was a reporter favorite, because he was intelligent, thoughtful, articulate and had interesting things to say. Oh, well.
2. You’re right, at the beginning, ESPN was revelatory. Now, like other general-interest media entities, they’re going to have to reinvent themselves to stay relevant in a specialized world.
3. How is it that you’re an Indians fan?
How is it that you’re an Indians fan?
My father brainwashed me on the Tribe and Browns. He grew up in the 50’s when both were good…and he also was a big Bob Feller fan.
Yeah – I don’t think he really pushed it on me, but for whatever reason I copied him. Hey, any of you lawyers – do I have a case for pain and mental suffering?
Funny, this was just in the NYT: “Alice Miller, a psychoanalyst who repositioned the family as a locus of dysfunction with her theory that parental power and punishment lay at the root of nearly all human problems, died at her home in Provence on April 14. She was 87.” Popularized with her book, The Drama of the Gifted Child, published here in 1981.
I think that the coverage shapes the audience’s expectations. This is similar to choosing to write about Idiot Stats versus more meaningful metrics. We are not just speaking our readers’ language, we are informing it, influencing it and even creating it.
Thus, saying ESPN covers the Yankees because they’re interesting to ESPN viewers, on the one hand, is no more valid than saying the Yankees are interesting to ESPN viewers because they’re covering them, on the other. People who watch ESPN habitually now know more about those two teams as a result, and people who can’t stand all the coverage have selected themselves out of ESPN viewership.
And anyway, it’s not much of a defense to say that being horrible makes you more money sometimes. For one thing, duh. For another thing, they’re still horrible.
I think that the coverage shapes the audience’s expectations
Me, I think that ratings shapes the coverage. You better numbers by featuring John Kruk instead of Peter Gammons, you’re gonna give John more camera time than Peter.
The whole idea of “idiot” stats is both off-putting and wrong. As I’ve said many times before, must serious baseball fans of the 60s, 70s, 80s and before knew that wins, BA, RBIs etc. should not be used as stand alone metrics to measure a ballplayers contributions. The idea of coupling them into one distorted data point like OPS is not a revolutionary idea.
And, oh yeah, Bill James, along with being a big tub of goo, is also a hack.
Resident LGT results-oriented boob.
Neither Bill James nor the modern fan in general is primarily concerned with all-in-one stats to measure value. The main interest is simply in better stats. RC instead of RBI, FIP instead of ERA, etc. For just one example, RC doesn’t correct for positional value, league difference, defensive play, or baserunning. It’s just a better measure of “run production” than RBI, plain and simple. VORP also doesn’t tell the whole story, it just tells its part of the story better.
It doesn’t matter whether it’s a revolutionary idea; it matters whether it’s a better idea.
That idea, by the way, isn’t that batting average shouldn’t be used in isolation. It’s that it shouldn’t be used much at all. We ought to view batting average as sort of a peripheral stat, like K/BB, in that it tells us more about the type of hitter someone is rather than how good of a hitter.
That idea is that if batting average is part of your argument, there’s a good chance you’re making the wrong argument. The same cannot be said of OPS, despite its many faults.
by Jay on May 2, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I’m really not. You could make up a stat called doubles per walk, and it would be equally true that every time you’re using OPS, you’re using DPW.
You could only think of OPS and OBP as derivations of batting average if you had failed to come to grips with the absolute arbitrariness of the way batting average is defined. It’s one thing, OBP is another thing, slugging is a third thing, and none of these are derivations of any other.
BA is arbitary while OBP or OPS is not, is that right ? For a man who prides himself with the quality of his logic, this is a very strange conclusion.
Resident LGT results-oriented boob.
That was not my conclusion. My point was that batting average is no less arbitrary — no more essential or natural — than OBP or slugging, and that none of those three are especially derived from either of the other two. (Obviously OPS is derived.) They are each independent measures, equally arbitrary, and meaningful only in relation to their correlation to scoring runs.
by Jay on May 3, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m of your cohort, but less forgiving. There was a time where you had to wait for The Sporting News to come in the mail on Saturday before you could get all the Tribe’s boxscores. It was as if you were on the moon. On some nights I could get Tribe games on the radio, and it was as if I could hear to the voices of my dead grandparents coming in and out of the static.
Then came ESPN. The thrill wore off quickly for me because it was apparent these were not real baseball fans. I shudder even now to admit that these were football fans, people merely biding time until summer workouts began. Hence the incessant shtick. The knucklehead quotient was intolerably high even then (viz., Olbermann, Berman). I suspect they were driven by focus groups from the station’s inception. The NY-Bos bias came later, but by that time I would watch only if forced.
The time before ESPN was worse for an Indians fan, but it really only got better with the internet and satellite TV. I think ESPN has done more damage to the game than we realize.
Yeah, I have to say that the advent of ESPN was far, far less significant to me than the moment when you could read every Plain Dealer and Beacon-Journal article on the web, a moment which fortuitously arrived in 1995, if I’m not mistaken. As much as we now rail on most of those reporters, it was an unbelievable advance in being able to follow the team back then.
That, and majorleaguebaseball.com (before the law firm Morgan Lewis & Bockius sold them the domain). I even appreciated the ubiquitous ticker on ESPN2, and watched a lot of World’s Strongest Man while waiting for the Indians score to roll around again.
(Y)ou had to wait for The Sporting News to come in the mail on Saturday before you could get all the Tribe’s boxscores
I’ve always assumed you and I are from more or less the same time and place. This quote leads me to believe that you must have lived somewhere other than Cleveland during your formative baseball years, since – back when I was a kid – the print media produced box scores in the morning – the PD – and the afternoon – the Press, the Cleveland News and the Call & Post. There was the "bulldog" edition of both the PD and the Press – the former you could get at midnight and the later at noon. If you wanted something more esoteric there was always the Beacon Journal and the Blade. Plenty of source material and box scores by the boatload. So you could read about the Tribe from a number of different viewpoints.
The other thing you need to remember is that ESPN had a rival at one time – CNN Sports. Guys like Nick Charles, Fred Hickman, Vince Cellini – a NE Ohio boy from Mayfield – , Dan Patrick, the aforementioned Keith Olbermann and Hannah Storm – back when she knew howta dress, did sports for CNN and where much more mature and reporter-like than the Bermans of ESPN. And I’m sure that if they wouldda been competitive with ESPN Brother Turner wouldda stood up a ESPN competitor. But the public – as is their want – preferred entertainment over insight, and after 9/11 CNN dropped sports all together. Now the only thing that looks like competition for ESPN is Fox Sports. In other words, ESPN now has a monopoly on national sports coverage.
Resident LGT results-oriented boob.
Whatever the nightly CNN sports show was, I thought it was better than SportsCenter, and I was disappointed when it went off the air. Hickman and Charles were great. It went away well before 2001 though.
by Jay on May 2, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh … just looked it up, and apparently it did last until 2001. They moved it to the new CNNSI channel in 1996, and Charles left a year later. Evidently I didn’t get CNNSI, because I thought it was gone entirely. It certainly wasn’t in its old nightly spot on CNN, which I think was 11:00 p.m.
by Jay on May 2, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions

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