Marte to the DL; Crowe up
Indians placed INF ANDY MARTE on the 15-day disabled list with a non-baseball medical issue. OF TREVOR CROWE recalled from AAA Columbus.
[UPDATE]: Hoynsie (via Twitter) says that the non-baseball injury is (I kid you not) "an infected ingrown hair on his stomach." (Ryan)
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From Hoynsie’s Twitter, I kid you not:
Andy Marte had surgery because of an infected ingrown hair on his stomach and was placed on 15 day DL. 5 minutes ago via txt
Next up for Marte: a really, really bad case of MRSA – courtesy of the Cleveland Clinic.
Resident LGT results-oriented boob.
infected ingrown hair on his stomach
Um, can’t say I can identify what disease process this describes.
by supermarioelia on May 16, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Unless he means abdomen. Ok, I think I understand now.
by supermarioelia on May 16, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Ya gotta learn to talk like the patients there young doctor.
I once had a 95 y.o. female patient tell me she had a sore throat that “went to (her) nerves” when she was a child. Any guesses as to what that was?
Rheumatic fever with Sydenham’s chorea. Had a ticker that sounded like it was running on steam.
Resident LGT results-oriented boob.
Oh and before you say anything, yeah, 80 years is a long time between the chorea and symtomatic heart disease. What can I tell ya? Maybe she forgot to read Harrison’s.
Resident LGT results-oriented boob.
Don’t I know it. I had an aunt yesterday describe her arrythmia as her “heart wires falling down and crossing”
by supermarioelia on May 16, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Grady is hurt. I’m telling myself this because otherwise I am worried.
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