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That rambunctious corsair you all know and love, Captain Morgan, will be docking his ship in Cleveland, and will be tossing out tonight's first pitch at Progressive Field. That got me to thinking about Indians players with a little Captain in them. Here's my nominees:

Fausto Carmona: Captain Cooler. Always willing to cool off a hot teammate with a towel.

Jensen Lewis: Captain Frequent Flyer. Ready to jump on a plane at a moment's notice to head to his next game.

David Huff: Captain Twitter. A master of social media, he's always a step ahead of press releases.

Andy Marte: Captain Partay. No explanation necessary.

So be sure to watch for the Captain at Progressive Field tonight!