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Game 116: Mariners 3, Indians 2

Mark and Jack sat across the table from each other. Coffee steamed between them, untouched.

"Who’s your ace?," Jack asked, staring at his TI-89.

"I’ve got Carmona-his FIP is at least league average right?," Mark shot back.

Jack didn’t respond. He tapped away at the calculator. There was a hot game of "Drug Wars" on his hands. As he worked his TI-89, he thought of defense. Defense and Franklin’s OPS.

"I said, his name is Carmona," Mark said, speaking louder, asking for an argument.

"Carmona? No. I ran the numbers-your ace is Hombin."

"Hombin? Who’s Hombin?"

"The young kid. Texan or something," Jack said, still not looking up from his calculator.

"Tomlin. That guy’s name is Tomlin. And he’s not that good."

"Whatever you say, bud. I’ve got an ace-type pitcher going tonight," Jack said as he reached for more Nerd Rope.

"Wait, I thought we were missing Hernandez?"

"You are, mi amigo. You’re seeing Mr. David Pauley, though. Or, as I call him, the future Mr. Tom Glavine."

Shapiro shook his head, trying to get the cobwebs out, "Wait, Pauley’s going to marry Tom Glavine?"

"No, that’s not what I meant. I meant he was good."

Shapiro took a long pause. He thought of Sowers. Thought of the past. Then, he lied to himself. Then, he spoke, "Good? You want to see good? You should see the players I’ve got stashed in AAA!"

Silence for a moment. Jack stared forward. Stared at Mark's head. Thought of Mark's life. Then, Jack spoke. "You mean the guys in the majors now?"

No one spoke.

Finally, Jack whispered, "I guess you’re still waiting on Carrasco."

Jack chortled, thinking of Mark’s staff.

Mark chortled, thinking of Jack’s offense.

The league chortled.

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Excellent stuff. In terms of mise-en-scene, this conversation takes place in a basement apartment.

by odradek on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

This is wonderful.

by Chemo on Aug 14, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m drunk at a party and this made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

by hyphens on Aug 14, 2010 12:19 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m in a tent not far from the Armenian border, and this is worth me posting for to say that I also laughed out loud

by APV on Aug 14, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m in my house in Ohio and I chortled.

by Brad D on Aug 14, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m in my room in Amsterdam and guffawed.

by JP_Frost on Aug 14, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I chortled.

by jhon on Aug 14, 2010 8:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Probably heading down to Akron tonight with my Dad to see Alex Whit and the gang. If anyone is in the house and sees a forty-ish guy with an old guy who looks like George Burns dozing off next to him, stop by and say hi. Will probably be behind the plate somewhere…

by stuart dean on Aug 14, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Or maybe not – weather report keeps moving the storms later down there…

by stuart dean on Aug 14, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live just south of Akron and it already looks nasty down here.

by Brad D on Aug 14, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which guy are you?

by emd2k3 on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The other guy who looks like Nicholson circa Shining.

by stuart dean on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte playing for the third game in a row!

Yo tengo 619 OPS ... IN

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

New record!
At 3b, I hope…

by stuart dean on Aug 14, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Nix DH.

August 14 #indians lineup: Brantley cf, cabrera ss, choo rf, duncan lf, nix dh, laporta 1b, marte 3b, donald 2b, marson ca, talbot p

Also!
Jess Todd optioned to AAA Columbus

Yo tengo 619 OPS ... IN

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

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