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#WashTime

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LeVon Washington was the 55th overall pick in the 2010 draft, and the Indians paid significantly overslot to procure his services. Thus far, Washington has struggled as a player. On the other hand, he's shown himself to be an 80-grade personality and, especially, Twitter-user. All Levon Washington quotes are real.

PASSERBY #1

That man, there in the baseball uniform—is he hurt?

PASSERBY #2

Oh, oh no. He doesn't appear to be breathing. Oh my god.

PASSERBY #1

I'm a doctor but even I am helpless in the face of fate. Hand me your coat so we can cover his face.

LEVON WASHINGTON

YALL GOTTA WAKE ME UP BY STICKING SKITTLES DOWN MY THROAT

[PASSERSBY hang mouths open in shock]

Star-divide

HUSBAND

So, Doctor, I think I'm ready to go through with this. If I'm a match, I want to give my kidney to my wife.

WIFE

We've thought about the risks. We think this is the right step.

DOCTOR

Wonderful. We'll need to fill out a certain number of—

LEVON WASHINGTON

NEVER GIVE A GIRL MONEY, BLOOD, OR KIDNEYS.

HUSBAND

He makes a good point...

DOCTOR

No, don't listen to him, he's not a doctor! You'll need your wife's support when we do your angioplasty next month—you two need each other!

LEVON WASHINGTON

HEART ATTACK, STROKE, HEART DIESEASE.. AINT NO COMING BACK ONCE ARTIRiES START TO SQUEEZE.

[HUSBAND hangs head, leaves]

SENATOR #1

We're moments away from finishing the budget, and with only an hour left in this session of Congress!

SENATOR #2

Not only will we narrowly avoid a government shutdown that would leave many citizens without vital services, we're also delivering the first balanced budget in years!

COMMITTEE HEAD

We can all be incredibly proud of this hard work. We're changing the country in a positive way forever, just as soon as we make these final revisions.

LEVON WASHINGTON

I SUGGEST EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THEY DOING GO TO PUBLIX AND GET U SOME SPAGHETTIOS.

[SENATORS glance around]

COMMITTEE HEAD
Adjourned! See you next year!

FIREMAN

Is everything ok here? We got a report of billowing smoke!

LEVON WASHINGTON

Just made the smoke alarm go off in my house.. its safe to say i'm doing work in the kitchen on these sausage

FIREMAN

Ah, those sausages do look good. I'll let the guys at the station know you've got it under control.

LEVON WASHINGTON

AND U DONT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT ME WONDER WOMAN

[Disappointed WONDER WOMAN leaves in invisible jet]

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love me some #washtime.

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Dec 15, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

Such an obvious story idea that never crossed my mind until now. This could become a regular feature.

by westbrook on Dec 15, 2011 4:50 PM EST reply actions  

Contributing more in the offseason than any major league Indians OFer during the season. #washtime

Matt LaPorta is the bane of my existence.

by USSChoo on Dec 15, 2011 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

Had to unfollow – causing migraines. #oldfart

by stuart dean on Dec 15, 2011 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Put this one high in your overstuffed portfolio.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Dec 15, 2011 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

This is inspired. Big rec.

by Jay on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

Would be more entertaining if he hadn’t struggled as a player after being paid significantly overslot.

by DixonCayne on Dec 16, 2011 6:39 AM EST reply actions  

2012 IS YEAR O WASH!

by APV on Dec 16, 2011 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m struggling to decide who I enjoy following more on Twitter … #washtime or Buzz Bissinger when he rants like a maniac.

by FallsTribeFan on Dec 16, 2011 8:52 AM EST reply actions  

This one really got me laughing yesterday:

“WashTime or swallow a cactus? #WashTime”

by AllenSmith on Dec 16, 2011 9:25 AM EST reply actions  

This is so great.

Note: The “heart attack, heart disease” line is from an MF Doom song.

by painaxl on Dec 16, 2011 1:49 PM EST reply actions  

This is brilliant.

by Joel D on Dec 16, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

#WashTime and Andrew are made for each other. I hope this signals the beginning of a long-running public correspondence.

by jhon on Dec 17, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Would be great if Wash Windian joined LGT.

by JulioBernazard on Dec 19, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

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