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Game Thread: August 16, 2011 - Extras

Extra innings. Can the White Sox go all the way on fluke triples and horrible officiating?


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WINNERS THREAD

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully there’s less bias in this one

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

you know what? we need to get this campaign started

VP4MVP

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ROY eligible?

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wish they had Rookie pitcher and Rookie hitter.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pineda and Trumbo

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pineda still deserves the attention.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever. #SuckitTrumbo

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

^ this whatever not meant to be insult to you, but a “he’s got this anyways”

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET’S WIN THIS FN GAME!

by emily522 on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I hated that other thread.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

This the victory thread?
LET’S GO TRIBE!

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 16, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t someone just post a link to research suggesting that home-field advantage was almost entirely due to officiating bias?

by Jay on Aug 16, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Scorecasting says this.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

CNNSI ran a story on this a few years ago.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to be a Debbie Downer here, but an extra-inning game the night before a Fausto start worries me. Hopefully we can end this quickly.

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Kosuke, show Chicago you can hit.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we turning into the yankees/red sox? 3:45 for nine innings so far?

by NatiTribeFan on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

All of the bullshit lead the a longer game.

by emily522 on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaah. Blame Ozzie then. Agreed

by NatiTribeFan on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good time for your first homer FUKU

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuk….no would be the optimum time for you to hit your 1st Tribe homer

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re back to that part of the lineup that makes me think we’re going to need at least one more goose egg from the pen before our next chance to win this.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I was literally just about to say this.

1-5 is pretty good, but after that, the only guy I even somewhat trust is Zeke.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Zeke is out now.

by barsham on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. There goes that.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t believe that isn’t a strike

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT BALL GO FARTHER I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ughhhh FUK, I thought he had that one

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got to the warning track

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not very. Looked okay off the bat, I thought.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Front portion of the track…Looked real good off he bat though

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. My computer was crapping out over there.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

base wars for nes allows for no bias

by Chris Creech on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooooow, baddd half inning there

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

we have to do this again1?!?!

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That inning was less than awesome.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that was quick. haha

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Who comes out of the pen now?

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Winner.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did have chicken for dinner.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sipp. At least they are burning through their pen too.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they only have 6 guys in their bullpen

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, all on the bullpen yet again.

I had hoped Fukudome would be a slight upgrade over other OF options. He really isnt even a slight upgrade……………….. more like marginal.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Over Kearns? I’d call him a slight upgrade.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe. If Grady comes back this year, hopefully Fuku will move into the role of 4th OF well

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fukodome has had a 76 OPS+ in Cleveland,
Kearns a 68 OPS+
Buck a 73 OPS+

All = terrible.

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that a reply to me?

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

More of a continuation of your point

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see. Yeah those are some truly awful numbers.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick has had a 78 OPS+ in Pitt, for comparison sake. The trade market sucked for outfielders outside of Beltran and Pence (not including Upton who didn’t get moved).

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he hasn’t adjusted well to the AL unfortunately. He hasn’t been much better than Kearns/Buck

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

His last 4 games in Cleveland he was making good contact, I thought?

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasnt that good even in the NL. I thought he might be better playing out of the nightmare that is the Cubs lineup though.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was a 104 OPS+ in Chicago. I’d take that in a heartbeat out of him here.

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

BS. Kearn-uck was awful. Plus, Fuko can play CF. and above average-y D in the corners.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

See my post above.

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you proved my point… a couple percentage points above Kearns/Buck offensively, plus better, more valuable defense

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not really on a “percentage point” scale, but yes, he’s been better,….but he’s been nowhere good enough to elicit satisfaction out of the position, nor has he been anywhere as good as he was before we acquired him. Not alot to be happy about.

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

OPS+ = percentage difference from league average.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

OPS+ can be converted to a “percentage” form but it in itself is not a percentage scale. A 105 OPS+ is not 105% better than league average.

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t 105 OPS+, 5% better than league average?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lifted this out of wikipedia from laziness sake on my part:

A common misconception is that OPS+ closely matches the ratio of a player’s OPS to that of the league. In fact, due to the additive nature of the two components in OPS+, a player with an OBP and SLG both 50% better than league average in those metrics will have an OPS+ of 200 (twice the league average OPS+) while still having an OPS that is only 50% better than the average OPS of the league.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, you could say that it exaggerates the difference from average.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do want to add that I think we are arguing over semantics to a degree after thinking about this more. So I’ll concede that your basic point is correct that he is hitting percentage points better than Kearns/Buck.

I’d argue that it hasn’t been much more than either of those two could have potentially hit better themselves though.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Think you meant to reply to Kelsey.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah sorry about that.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

specifics aside, my point stands.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah just posted on that.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the White Sox.

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate playing in Chicago.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decidedly non-exciting at bats.

by JimmyAB on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope this is a time machine for the Pale ones.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: The Browns commercial just reminded me that I’m totally buying into the Browns this year. (I say this every year.)

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

remind me some time to repeat Pluto’s comparison of cleveland sports fans to the children of alcoholic abusive fathers …

by NatiTribeFan on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Donald has been an Indian for quite some time. You would think Yahoo would update the picture by now.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8404

by Toxicadam on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

So Brantley’s not in center because of the injury, yeah?

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

that and Fukudome has never player LF before

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, off night….played*

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Choo? This can’t be the best defensive layout.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No. Fukudome is the CF now. Brantley is the LF.

by barsham on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey! a called strike!

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Whats our record in extras on the road this year?

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t want to know

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess thats not to bad

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t look it up, so I could be wrong.

by emd2k3 on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

White Sox fans cheer lazy fly balls just like Red Sox fans

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

random thing I remembered to look up: Talbot’s not doing so well in AAA

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s a chance he’s not very good.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fans are cheering as soon as the ball goes in the air. Idiots.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

After living in Chicago for 6 years, I decided Chicago fans — North and South side — are all idiots.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win or lose, I’m still reveling in the fact that Ozzie Guillen isn’t our manager, imploding in the dugout while his closer is struggling to throw strikes in the 9th. Not a boss I’d want to have or for the baseball team I root for to have.

by haymister on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

how does he still have a job?

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incriminating photos

by barsham on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you win a city’s only World Series in 200 seasons of ball, you get some leeway.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

1906. 1917. Yeah, I guess he’s got some leeway.

by emd2k3 on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check his quotes on Pedroia. You may want to revise your opinion.

by emd2k3 on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was just making..small talk…

heh heh

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch him at 1st, Tony….watch him

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP would be helpful

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

if they are not hit and running, doesnt matter if usain bolt is on first.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there anything dumber than fans booing the throw to first?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, booing when the catcher comes out to talk to the pitcher

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE TAGGED HIM!

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Does de Aza come up to bat with that stupid Lady Gaga song playing?

by emd2k3 on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t put anything past these turds

by emily522 on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my….

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

GOSHHH DANGETTTT!!!! HE GOT HIM!, NOT AGAIN

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

what happeneedd//???

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HE WAS FUCKING OUT!!!!

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRE THESE UMPS!

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LaPorta tagged him. For god sakes!

by gte619n on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HES OUT1

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell just happened?

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw to 1st to tag Pierre. LaPorta got him, but he was called safe.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HES OUT OEHSHEOS OUT HES OUT

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This is just pathetic.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

son of a bitch

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s okay, we own Konerko.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

We need a GIDP.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened everybody

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Drag bunt to first, Sipp blocked umps view of Laportas tag…Got him on the elbow, blatantly

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the defense of the ump, he probably couldn’t see the tag.

With that said…OH COME ON! GIVE ME A BREAK!

by barsham on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And if you can’t see it, might as well screw the Indians.

by OddlyGaussian on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y’all were saying that the first base umpire hasn’t had his share in this umpire debacle?

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I already claimed culpability.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m putting this squarely on my shoulders, claiming the 1st base ump was fine.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

All I can do is just sigh at this shit.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

  • is about to go into cardiac arrest or kill the ump

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re in the middle of a fucking pennant race and we get the worst crew of motherfucking umps ever! Why would baseball do this to its fans?!?!

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Not in love with Perez here.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank goodness Acta didn’t bring in Durbin.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

can someone seriously send me a giant bottle of xanax

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ok you know what? this game is on the umps. hate to say this. never say this. but it’s true tonight.

damn it all

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

So how about that article linked on the sidebar about the team pooling money to send Hannahan home for his son’s birth?

by ameliorate on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, now I see Jay fanshotted it, too. Good.

by ameliorate on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very, very cool.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be sure to check this out when the game ends.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sipp just got run after being pulled from the game

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I did not stay up this late to watch a loss.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Dear Commissioner Selig…

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING UMPS. THAT IS ALL.

by troyflowers on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously, a google doc started letter from a group of fans wouldbeepic

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So….is this now the wost umpired game of all time? Or am I still crazy?

by twotondawg on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

worst i’ve ever seen

AND ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING PENNANT RACE

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being as level-headed as I can be in the heat of the moment: It’s the worst I can remember.

by OddlyGaussian on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

serious question—is there any way fans can protest these umps?

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont believe so.

Technically you could write a letter to the MLB or something like that, but it would just go straight into a shredding machine.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WORST. UMPED. GAME. EVER.

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder why we don’t see this more often? What does a pitcher who’s been pulled have to lose by telling off the ump and showing him up?

by Jay on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’m hoping Sipp didn’t just get suspended. These umps need to know, thoguh.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s okay unless he does something drastic like hit an ump or spit on him.

by hans on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

/ do a Yadier Molina

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, if there’s just a fine involved, I think the Indians would cover it.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet there are rules against that.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, we couldn’t ask the home plate ump if he saw the tag?

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The guy that can’t ID a ball a foot in front of him? THAT GUY!?

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ergh. Perez here is gonna blow.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I have this image of Perez just throwing the perfect DP ball that’s hit squarely to droobs. He’s not had a ball his direction since his error.

by themadlibs on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Close enough.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done, good sir.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whilst a woman, I shall accept. (Unless of course you mean Perez, at which point I would concur).

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apologies.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apologies are rendered at the completion of this win.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clap, clap, clap.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am glad you picked this instant to use up your one wish, but mine would’ve included Jessica Alba

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

When the Indians get out of this and win it next inning, we’re all going to life so hard about this game.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I like “life so hard.”

by OddlyGaussian on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am LIFING so hard right now, man.

by emd2k3 on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah. Sweet typing skills.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES! ejection!

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys, sipp got ejected!

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Why won’t STO show a replay of it?

by barsham on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

they showed it in real time.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I missed it then.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

i keep looking for some sort of make up calls by the umps, but the only thing that could make up for this would be them just calling the game and giving us a W

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP please! we are owed something, right?

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we should all pitch in and help pay for Sipp’s fine….

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I make government wages. I think he can handle it.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didnt specify amount, i was thinkng around 5 bucks

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still feel like I need five bucks more than he does.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The diminishing value of the dollar and all that.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll sit tight with my cash as well.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fed gov Adam?

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not the feds. I’m a public defender; I get paid by the man to fight the man.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Make sure to keep the man down.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec for what you do and for the awesome reference.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hell, I didn’t even notice until you said that. Yes, Adam, you may have a rec.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna rec this but didn’t want to be the only one. So now I’m in.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. I just checked and Army privates make 1,644 a month pre tax. Wow

by NatiTribeFan on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey league minimum is only 250K and Latrell Sprewell is still having trouble feeding his family

by NatiTribeFan on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only our worst two relievers left. Ugh.

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by Joe. on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Who is left? Durbin and…

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just Durbin.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine Joe. was lumping Chris Perez in there. Which is unfair.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because?

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by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If you think Perez is worse than Hermann…

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frank has been worse than I thought. Perez is definitely third worst though.

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by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

or 4th best in a good pen depending on your perspective.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who do you have him better than? He’s been awful.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if we are basing it on my opinion of who our best reliever is, I am basing it on my opinion of that players’ ability and the past 2-3 seasons and not just this year. With that said, I would take Rage over R. Perez, Herrmann, Durbin, and Joe Smith. I would also probably take him over Pestano until Vinny established himself more than one season.

I do like Sipp a bit more than Rage.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, I suppose. I have him as 4th best either way. Perez has always been a bit overrated, but it’s hitting critical mass this year. The dramatic dive in swinging strike percentage is especially alarming.

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by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone surprised John Hirshbeck is involved in a terribly umped game?

by NatiTribeFan on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Did STO completely ignore the ejection or was I not paying attention?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

they’ve said nothing

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

They showed it, but no replays.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just get out of this inning please.

by emily522 on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

And then score. And then allow them no more than one fewer runs than we scored.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. I at least want to see some of our good batters get another shot at getting a lead.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we also have Huff in the bullpen.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

he should be availible. READ THIS ACTA

by tr1betime on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

come on perez. K, come on, K

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by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Much better than K.

by jayme on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

My brother pointed out that this umpiring crew is the first in history to officiate an extra inning game while blindfolded. True story.

by xrickx on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

YES !!!!!!!

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

UYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU CHRIS PEREZDRUBAL

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

EMILY LOVES TIME MACHINE

by emily522 on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

close

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sorry about that, DPPPPPPPP!!!!

by ClevelandSports on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh jeez, for a split second I thought that was a single up the middle.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Underwood went into dejected mode for sure.

by OddlyGaussian on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I AM A RAGEOHOLIC!!! I AM ADDICTED TO RAGEOHOL!!!!

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you….re-fucking-demption

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

What a win!

We are winning this one!

by NewCavsfan on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

then get four or five more outs, and we win

I can say lol without shame, because I did in fact lol.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

cannot wait to see this fangraph

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Same here. Thing must go up and down like crazy.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Laz Diaz WPA = .850

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

EVEN if we dont win, I’m not gonna be to cheesed. But if we somehow win this absolute trainwreck…. GOD it will feel SO GOOD

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m cheering and I haven’t even seen what happened yet!

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

i don’t know if i’m laughing or crying or passing out

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

From reading your posts, I can’t tell either.

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by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait..ump said he missed second

by haymister on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah dude please dont say that shit.

Somebody might actually get a heart attack on here.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i believed it for a second.

not

funny

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just scared the shit out of my poor dog.

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by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I know this is a newbie question, but how exactly does fan graph work?

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

There’s magic involved.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rally Hannahan magic?

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

And elves. And a hollow tree.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks guys for answerin my question…

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, they measure leverage versus actual performance based on some pretty high level geek math.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking of those cookies.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Been wondering this myself

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s based on decades of real data, computing the probability of winning the game from every possible base-out-inning-score situation.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

fangraph was on that? i thought that was gamedays outcome predictor formula.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The fangraphs is the graph of the probability of winning over time in the game. I’m not sure if the same data and formulas are used for gamedays predictor.

by OddlyGaussian on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rally Stacy’s Pita Chips

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

we should refuse to play tomorrow unless we get 4 new umps

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

laporta should be cut. i’m not even kidding anymore, i don’t want to hear the value sstatement or whateve,r he’s horrific and should leave

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I dont think anyone on here will argue with you

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will. He’s a better defensive 1B than Santana.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even if this was kinda sorta arguably true, which it laughably isn’t, it wouldn’t make up for his offensive terribleness given position.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Santana is pretty bad at 1B, not that this is a ringing endorsement of LaPorta’s D.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah… this is not an endorsement of Santana’s defense at 1B…

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that Santana won’t get better with more experience at 1B, but after watching the last week of it, there’s no doubt in my mind.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I.HATE.YOU.MATT.LAPORTA
I think you fail at life completely

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

You had better be careful or he will have god come smite you.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Naw, man, his god is the New Testament God, not the angry smitey Old Testament one.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

God gets all kinds of smitey at the end of the New Testament. I’d be careful either way.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It is the same God. Alpha – Omega and all that.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

GatorforGod types don’t know the difference.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think we should pursue this any further.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good point. I knew when I posted it, it was probably past the line… sorry.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

No worries, just wanted to head it off before Jay had to.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t have the power to clear the left field fence yet alone call upon god….Don’t worry, I though that comment through

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rally non-strikeout LaPorta Out?

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Jack had a big home run earlier in the year. Come on…

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

What I hope is that Acta and/or other officials are willing to risk the fine to call out the umpiring in this game. Possibly even that the Indians commission an independent study. But neither of those things is going to happen.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

A post game fine is possible. An independent study request can go in my imaginary letter…

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

But even so, we’re still stuck with this sorry-ass crew for the rest of the series.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah the Warren Spahn commission is coming soon

by NatiTribeFan on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

matt laporta… seriously i can’t stand him.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

The Indians really may do well to see if they can pluck a 1B off the waiver wire this month. Even if he hits left-handed, they could use the help. LaPorta hasn’t hit LHP at all, and he’s been sitting in favor of Marson anyway. Might as well grab somebody who can hit the RHP.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sign Pujols.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t look like the Cardinals will need him these last two months.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaPorta’s plate approach reminds me of a marriage between Ryan Garko and Kelly Shoppach… Just… Wrong.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

except both of them were better

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

JACKY H!

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Jack. Hannahan.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

There we go!!! Hannadouble! Sorry, that was queer

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Cmon Brantley. Huge AB here.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Hard to dislike the guy.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This is simultaneously the most amazing and awful baseball game Ive ever watched.

by twotondawg on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

mostly awful, though

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

So is now a good time to buy a Matt LaPorta jersey?

by hardcap on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

The price may never be lower.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brantley has had some weird swings today.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

so hannahan, the guy who is only here for his defense, just basically showed matt laporta, the guy who we got for cc sabathia, how to have a major league at bat

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Hit one out, Brantanica

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

You can tell from his swing that something with his wrist isn’t right.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really strange swings from Brant, what was his injury again?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Wrist.

He is only playing today so he wont be on the DL i think. I read that somewhere.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

How does that make any sense?

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unless he played today, Acta said he was going to the DL.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

He should be on the DL with those swings.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that was more of a “if he’s not healthy enough to play today, then we’re gonna DL him.” It wasn’t an automatic thing.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are probably right, but he still doesnt look totally healthy……

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t really a threat.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

my god this girl who showed up on my facebook…

ok, i’ll stop now.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Choo’s gonna do it

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Wild Pitch. Choo double

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

popups don’t really get the job done.

in other news, CHOOOO

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

i havent said CHOOOOOOOOOOO in a long time.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Please get it done Choo. I can’t stay up late tonight!

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

i dont like this swinging strikes, buddy

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I know this is random but could you imagine the chants you would hear if Choo played for the Astros??? CHOO CHOO!!!

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

C’mon – little hit Choo – just a little hit….

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

dreadful choo.

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

this is so hard

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Durbin? Or does Perez come back out?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Please no Durbin. Please.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I have confidence in Perez to not allow walk/hits.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

::Sigh::

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perez at last radio report. Also, only 5 pitches.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn damn damn damn damn

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Choo makes it hard for people to love him.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I’d like Perez go one more.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

For the 3rd or 4th time tonight: the Bullpen needs to come through to give us another shot.

I hate extra innings at away games.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate extra innings.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

well… now i guess barring a <10 pitch inning by rage here, durbin will have to close it we take the lead.

unless huff is availible. READ THIS ACTA

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

So do the White sox have anyone else in their pen that is any good? If we get through this bottom part of the inning that is.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Rage, I believe you can do this. Also, you’ve pretty much got to.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m beginning to think that the reason the White Sox are so douchy is that Jerry Reinsdorf just attracts douche bags. After all, he does employ Joakim Noah and Carlos Boozer

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TRIPLE

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

following his 0-14 skid

by palcal on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

game

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Only Omar left on their bench.
Also, we’re dead.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

NO EFFFFING WASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck it. 5 triples, guys? 5?!

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

another triple? you must simply be joking.

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Ballgame. Five fucking triples. Simply incredible.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, that is appropriate.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I am expecting a twitter meltdown from someone on the team tonight

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Every ball they’ve hit to the outfield has been a perfect gapper.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Sorry to say it, but … game over.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

don’t be sorry, you’re 100% right with this statement

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m happy you’re both wrong.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never have I been so happy to see them wrong.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s not going to work out well.

by pdxtribefan on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Crap. That really sucks.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I say walk the bases loaded and go from there

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Just to fuck with them? I like it.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

So we need 3 Ks here. Cant be a single flyball.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Pretty sure the third one can be a flyball.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

You said we needed 4 or 5 outs.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I concede the point.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

With this umpiring crew? I’m not convinced.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a flyout and runner caught at home.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umps will call the runner safe.

by jayme on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’re going to lose.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I won’t be satisfied unless we can sneak in another horrible umpiring call before we lose this thing.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

pb/wp and he’s clearly out at home but called safe

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually want to see that, except him be safe and it be called out.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if we lose, I wont to lose and be able to be mad at someone

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Blown call on the plate on a SAC fly to Choo.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like all lols from here out will be legitimate, because they will be the insane, helpless laughter of people who can’t do anything else.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

5 triples…world record?

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

They just said, first time since 1986.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I cant imagine anybody hitting more than that.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someone call Jason Stark.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought for sure it was 6

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

6 in AL, NINE in an NL game.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean… I thought there were 6 in this one.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think it would only be appropriate for us to walk the bases loaded and lose on a strike-three-called-ball-four to walk the winning run in

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

If we lose, it will be on a ball 4 called strike 3. This game should be over. We should have 2 more runs and it’s all becuase Laz Diaz missed one freakin pitch.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok, there’s one…

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

now that there’s one, we walk the next guy and hope for a DP?

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Walk the next batter….Wait, its Lillibridge, maybe not

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you sure, ump? Are you sure he was out at first? I mean, WTF, get creative, why not?

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Hannahan!

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

hidden ball trick

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

no way we got out of this inning..

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Or your just really optimistic?

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

no way, we got out of this inning


??

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, that didn’t work.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does Perez still know how to strike people out? Is that still a possibility?

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be shocked if we get out of this.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

It would be truly sad for them if they couldnt score a runner from 3rd with no outs.

That said, I think it will happen.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i admire your optimism

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

jesus christ perez

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Fitting would be getting the 2nd out then somehow losing on a blown call at home similar to the one the Pirates suffered a few weeks ago.

by hardcap on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me Rage? WTF?

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

That would have been just perfect, Chris.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

On the bright side, Diaz might have called it a strike.

by McWahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy: “Laz Diaz comes out and it’s like you need to stay away…”

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

loosely quoting this

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

also something about “somehow still having a job”

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOTE TO FANS: No matter how dumb you sound when you think a routine flyout is a home run, you sound EVEN DUMBER when you BOO an intentional walk.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

What about booing pick off moves? That’s a staple for the idiots. They’ll never surrender it.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t get this at all. Maybe if it’s the 19th consecutive throw to first.

by OddlyGaussian on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, Perez almost Wild Pitched the game winner on an intentional. This is the baseball.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

like this call…see if it pays off

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

It would be nice to have a pitcher who actually had a K/9 over 6 in this situation…but whatever.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

This needs to be green.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon, show me something more stupid than any other stupid thing I’ve seenn so far.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

DP time, Rage. Same thing as the last time. 6-4-3 boys.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t it go 6-3 last time.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy says White Sox have not had 5 triples since 1920

by palcal on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

In total? No way….

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

And all tonight, too

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSS

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

WE ARE OUT!@

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSS!~!!!!

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DisplacedBuckeye on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

HAH!

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

OH NO WAY!

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE THEITSITOKLSLKTJSKFSFSDF DFDF

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

“I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND”:

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

YESYESYESYESYES!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Now that was the baseball.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HOLY SHIT HE GOT OUT OF IT.

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

HEGAN’S REACTION WAS THE SHIT

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

HOW IN THE HELL! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Did that really just happen?

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

That was awesome. Hammy has no idea who’s at third, but that was awesome.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Are the White Sox less clutch than us? No wonder they are underachieving this year

by McWahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

holy fuck!!!!! we need to win this shit!!!!

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Why would the runner on first even leave the bag?!?! His run means nothing! I’ll take it though

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

was about to say this. Wanted to stay out of the GIDP? no idea.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was he running on the pitch? Stay out of the traditional double play?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s the only rational answer. But if he steals second there, we just walk the batter to load the bases, so it still doesn’t make much sense

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

We now win, right?

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

IT’S WIN TIME BABY

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

CAN WE WIN THIS FUCKING GAME NOW???

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Hammy has realized Chiz isn’t at third yet.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

He also seemed convinced that the runner on third wasn’t the winning run.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Clutchless Wonders

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Two gems from my dad:

1. “Perez had them dazzled.”

2. Ozzie has one of the best bunters in history on his bench. All he has to do is send him to the plate, and he probably wins the game.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

That second point is a really good one. I was terrified of the squeeze the whole inning. Instead he put on the world’s dumbest hit-and-run.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

And what’s hysterical is, at least from my perspective, Ozzie bunts more than any manager in the AL.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ozzie is a class “A” idiot.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

An 80-grade idiot, if you will.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s the whole package. The real deal. A true 5-tool idiot.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen a prettier “In play, out(s)” in my life

by SanD on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Droobs, Hafner, Santana.

We had better get some runs right now.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

That was soooo stupid. And I love it. Now score many runs.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff triple… and no runs. Amazing White Sox just amazing.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m still at the office. I need the Indians to wrap this up so I can drive home.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I still don’t understand how you get doubled up when you’re a runner on first in a tie game in extra innings.

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

z

clutch IBB… we needed that idiot on first.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

If we win this game, I send everyone in this game thread a baseball card. I really will..just give me your address.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

BTW, who was that idiot on 1st?

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Lillibridge? I think.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Need to remember that.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

On his way back to AAA is what he is.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

So who comes on for the bottom of the 12th?

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Only Durbin’s left. I think Rage is done.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch. 3 runs please

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let Perez come in and give up a couple of baserunners, THEN bring in Durbin to lock it down.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Major League Baseball. Where amazing happens.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice trio coming up.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

GET SOME FN RUNS, TRIBE! I NEED TO GO TO BED.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Video editing on this laptop is S … L … O … W.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

droobs, haf, and santana coming up. this is it. we need to score right here.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

A MAN WHO IS BOTH BLESSED AND CURSED WITH AN UNUSUAL POWER…

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

No kidding. I can’t imagine a set of circumstances that could make me any less interested in seeing that film than I am right now.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is the inning. This is the game. This is the baseball.

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We need a big game out of Fausto tomorrow.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

One thing at a time, Sweet Jeebus.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I WANT A DURBIN SAVE

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel as if we win this game, we win the pennant.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Let’s shoot for a little perspective.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

perspective is out of the question

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

If the pennant is for WHO SURVIVED HORRIBLE UMPIRING CHAMPIONSHIP.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL for the period at the end of a CAPSLOCK

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then you do not understand the MLB playoff system.

However, you seem to have the BCS down pat.

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Papa Jack was money defensively in that inning

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

and offensively before with that 2B

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good point. Although that double didn’t save the game

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

they’ve also had 20 extra at-bats tonight, Hammy.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Any chance Acta uses Huff?

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

i really hope so. don’t want to see durbin at all, unless we put up a 5 spot here

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go…

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

that is so a strike

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Uh. I dunno. Borderline.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see a bit of the Pronk, please.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you sure it was a ball, Laz? B/c you called that a strike on his K earlier in the game – and you’d be in bed sleeping if that were the case.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok, seriously time to score some runs.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

OMG HE HIT IT

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

The most remarkable part of escaping that jam is this: not a single strikeout.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

“Put it in play and good things will happen.”

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is true … for the pitcher. But not with a runner on third and no outs.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

5-3, DP L5-3

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Perez….keeping that K/9 and BB/9 in a race to hug themselves.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would rather have a little league world series ump than Laz.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

my facebook status a second ago: “i think this ump is lost and wandered into an MLB game on accident. the little league world series is in virginia…”

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of takes the shine off of the status.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow. well that makes me feel bad about myself.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can delete those, you know.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was in Willliamsport, PA.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Need to get some runs here. I’m getting kind of sleepy.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Indians should come out of the dugout to applaud 1B ump for ruling Cabrera safe.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I would laugh until Saturday.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

i hate replay. i walked away and saw him come back circling the bases. thought he had homered

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

psh no. that would be too easy

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

This elusive run.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m getting sleepy; I read that as “This elvish rune.”

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

So what the fuck, I thought the White Sox had a terrible bullpen…

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

These guys all throw in the mid to high 90s, shit.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like Jason Davis and Fernando Cabrera.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s time to make some music, Santana. (baad, yes, but it’s happening.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap is anyone watching the Sox broadcast? Absolutely the worst.

The most horrible part is they’ve got some laconic drawling southerner that goes “HE GAWN” everytime the sox get a K.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you just noticing this? It’s been going on for YEARS.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea…its been going on for years

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

never had the pleasure of a sox cast. I’m on MLB tv tonight

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meet Hawk Harrelson. You’ll never be the same.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Played for the Indians briefly. Made them put “Hawk” on his jersey. Even tough his name is Ken Harrelson.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

legit lol

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

But it’s not all bad…every single time it’s a 1-1 or a 2-1 count, he reminds us that this is a “big pitch”. I just want to see a Tribe homer so we can have those golden 3 seconds of silence from Hawk.

waiting for marte.

by jonnykilbane on Aug 17, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 hit batters in a row would work.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Would like to see better on a 3-1 pitch there, LaPorta.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I knew who the hitter was, I was just referencing the fact that the feeble out on a 3-1 pitch is vintage LaPorta.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was the one to hit.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me – C’mon guys. Some of us work tomorrow. Just score a dang run.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me – C’mon guys. Some of us work tomorrow today. Just score a dang run

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you – much better.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

i really can’t take much more of this without collapsing

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Last time he had 6 at-bats in a game, he walked off. Let’s go Kosuke.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Has Fukudome done anything productive since the trade? like seriously

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Pretty sure I could’ve done that.

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Defensively, yes

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been all kinds of not-Kearns-or-Buck.

Trombone/creamy/soda.

by Joel D on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Talked about this up thread, and the answer is not really.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

My confidence in Fukudome is hovering somewhere between Fausto- and Durbin-level.

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

not again

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

any of our utility players have a pitching background?

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, Kipnis is left on the bench, and I dont know if he could play

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Chiz has a nice fastball

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t take anymore. I’m off to bed.

I just want to believe.

by mjmarble on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

you mustn’t! if we break ranks we’ll hang separately

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to bed. Tired of it.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

No, it’s a question.

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

almost just woke up the neighborhood smacking one of the shirts I was putting away on a table.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Could it really be that loud?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

You must use a lot of starch.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

why the hell can’t huff pitch? he’s not due to pitch till saturday, right?

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

well, he did pitch monday. It’s got to be a last-ditch move. In other words, you don’t use him before Durbin.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

saw WED on my laptop and subtracted two. d’oh

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even the fans are making mistakes tonight.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Durbin set to shut down these sox for another four innings before Jack Hannahan hits a game winning HR…

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

The game I can take, bad umping and all. But the hell of listening to the Chicago announcers is really making me consider packing it in.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Desktop and TV in different rooms now … but thanks, bra.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not your bra.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So it's $19.99 for the "year." Was it less not, or am I paying for a full season?

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Full season. You blew it.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

That made no sense whatsoever. I meant was it more before or am I paying the full bill.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

How did I blow it? Didn’t you say the price would go down at some point?

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

For MLB.tv, yes. Not for just audio.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin vs. 8,9,1. Let’s go…

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m Daniel.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is your last name de la Maiz?

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

My mom would always say “Alright children of the corn, time for bed.” And my current college is smack in the middle of a cornfield.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a far more satisfying answer.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

grinnell

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

kenyon?

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The college? Ohio Northern

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

My dad made this joke every single time we said, “I’m hungry” for my entire life. And his name is Daniel.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

My dad does this too

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

my dad did too. but his name is not Daniel.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is such a dad joke.

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

We Daniels are a unique breed.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is my end point. Goodbye

by Roger Dorn on Aug 17, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

After more than three years at LGT, it’s totally understandable that this game would be your breaking point. You’ll be missed.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Laughed out loud at this. Maybe I’m just delirious.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you give me a nice send off as well.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are not allowed to leave.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he can check out any time he likes

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good laughs for bad tension. Need this game to Win

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doe he get watch too?

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not how “do” is spelled.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure what’s going on with my typing. Ken Harrelson and Steve Stone have somehow possessed my brain, probably shaved off 50 IQ points tonight alone. I’ll be a blathering idiot before this series is over.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be a blathering idiot before this series is over.

Which will be perfect for your new job at ESPN.

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

This will be Durbin’s Mastny moment

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Just shut up, shut up!

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

This needs to end immediately.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

im rooting for the bad guys i guess

by Chris Creech on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

ive never missed sto before in my life…. matt underwood is a genius in comparison

by Chris Creech on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remarkably, this is not an exaggeration.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

So the odds of durbin shutting this down for at least 2 innings?

Better than the odds of overcoming all those shitty calls. Could happen.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I will be watching Parks and Rec after this game. I’ll need the laugh.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Thank you for this. I going upstairs to get this now.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll watch an episode too.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have an episode of My Little Pony all queued up and waiting, no matter the outcome.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Durbin’s ERA now below 6.

by palcal on Aug 17, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

He’s actually got a 2.38 ERA in his last 11.1 IP, dropping that ERA faster than a Charles Bronson song.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

this bullpen is somethin’ else.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice catch Matt.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Interesting that they’d talk about the 1920 ballclub. Isn’t today the anniversary of Ray Chapman’s HBP?

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Er, yesterday, I guess. Stupid game going past midnight.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Would it kill Choo to make ONE great play out of 7-8 chances tonight?

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

He had one sliding catch on a blooper earlier:)

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember he has a thumb put together from six different cadavers.

by haymister on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wish one of them was Ted Williams

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow, hegan is just sitting around reading the WSox media guide at this point.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

in play, no out. please be a single

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

nevermind. it was at choo. was it a typical bad play?

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Choo just not fast enough to get to the bloop.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Choo has just been brutal tonight.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

He did make that one catch with that near collision.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t do that. It’s not nice.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor girl is time-machined.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the double. I’m behind.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gah.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Just remembered Juan Pierre had a HR tonight. This truly is a cursed night.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

this game thread has certainly slowed down

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Tired and exhausted.

by jayme on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not Pierre.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

zfutzbin!

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

fingers on wrong keys

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

my god we did it again

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Durbin puts out the fire.

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Santana’s been a defensive stud behind the plate tonight.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

he’s only played a few innings. marson started.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

statement is still true.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am aware.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin is dealing. Even that dealing was just a well placed bloop.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Even that double. No more beer for me.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

The smoker you are the player I get.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I can’t stay up any later. Night all.

Let’s Go Tribe!

by barsham on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

this is ridiculous. it’s the tigers game all over agian, except teams are actually threatening to score.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

It better be the Tigers game all over again. Step 1. Win. 2. Celebrate in late hours. 3. New hero. 4. Crush the Tigers spirit.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now and again Durbin pitches alright. Seems like he’s got a little break going at least.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

CRAIN…FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOOOORRRRRRLD…of mediocre relievers.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

NOW GET SOME RUNS, TRIBE. COME ON!

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

It is time to win this game… Let’s Go Tribe!

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

oh fuck, laporta is going to be up

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, a Laporta at bat is usually painful, but quick.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m calling Hannahan, it’s his night! he get’s anything he wants

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

His roster picture makes me want to pinch his cheeks and hug babies.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

This team has been through it all this season.

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else hate laundry? I swear I can put it off as long as humanly possible.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I love doing laundry. Favorite chore.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can watch TV whilst doing it!

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate folding laundry. And I have a ton because I work out so much. I currently have four completely overflowing baskets to be folded.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate doing the dishes more, but I cook a lot.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

yuck. Hate dishes so much.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Worst chore in the world.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love dishes

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m usually in the same position,,, but I love cooking. It’s the yin and yang of the kitchen I guess.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate ironing

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who irons?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me. I’m good at it … and I don’t hate it.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you doing the umpiring?

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will resist making the obvious joke. I will resist making the obvious joke.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That SHIT is SAFE!

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lame White Sox fans leaving the game…

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Lame fans at White Sox game.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

18 hits and they only have 7 runs? That’s atrocious.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Even more so when they lose.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think they have 6 bloop extra base hits

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we’re actually good the best team in baseball

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Thats a bold statement right there

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

we keep getting fucked over left and right by nonsense bullshit and we’re still in this thing.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know if were the best in baseball … i think were the best in our division though

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah some of those NL teams are scary. I think we’d beat Boston and NY in a playoff series. Texas/LAA would be tougher.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s how I feel. I’ll be rooting for whichever AL East team in the other DS series.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Texas our best match?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Texas murders us.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really? If the bullpen does its job then Cleveland would have swept.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right. They murder us.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i turned my computer off, got in the bed, but couldnt resist.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

LaPorta as hero? It could happen.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

All of this will happen again.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

what are you Nitzsche?

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matola, Jesus God we traded CC for you.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

with the Holy Spirit as the PTBNL.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Holy Spirit currently has a sore wrist, then.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not like we had an overwhelming amount of options.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, donald. that was not a way to set the table for laporta

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

That low thing has not been a strike all night.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

yes, matt. that was a ball. don’t swing at those.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Please LaPorta. Get on base

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

laporta!

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

MATT LAPORTA DID NOT MAKE AN OUT. I REPEAT: MATT LAPORTA DID NOT MAKE AN OUT.

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION SETS.

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

He got on base. Hey guys….HE GOT ON BASE!

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Even Hammy couldnt believe Laporta got on base

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah! Walked on ball 5

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

My God did he really want to offer at that pitch?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

… and now Indians come out of dugout to sarcastically applaud LaPorta’s walk.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Finally LaPorta, a patient approach.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!

Now, please no DP.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Saying it doesn’t help.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jack does not know how to hit righties

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow, now, I have seen it all.

by jayme on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Matt “I’m really not that good, but i’ll take a walk when the pitches are bad enough” LaPorta

how about that for a new nickname?

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

How about, Matt ’effing sucks at baseball and was not worth CC"…..Laporta

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jesse Crain, a little wild

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

This is your moment JACK!!!

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Triple would be lovely.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I would settle for a HBP, BB, or any type of hit.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

The walk is dreamy. I was only hoping for him to not look hopeless. It’s a lot easier with the bat on his shoulder.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

how about he grooves a fastball middle-in? sound good? cool

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

At this point in the lineup, no one should be allowed to swing at all.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I like this suggestion.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Read this shit Chisen.. Oh wait.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sending matola

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

To Buffalo?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO DO NOT SEND LAPORTA

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

LaPorta running on the pitch. ALL IN!

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

SAFE AT SECOND BASE!!!!

(After the batter took ball four…)

by profdlp on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

ball 4

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Strike 3, and Jack is on 1st with a walk.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

ha yeah, well fuck em

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess bad umpiring can go both ways occasionally.

by haymister on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

About time we got one of those

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

could we pinch matola? How bad off is Kipnis?

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

I’d assume they don’t want him playing the field at this point. Who’d play first?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kip to 2nd, Donald to 3rd, Hannahan to 1st

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or I read that wrong

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. I don’t like it, though Kip would have scored there, presumably.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someone should as I think he’s been sleeping all this season.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s my boy!

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

purty bad umpires tonight

by hayscent on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

understatement of the century

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok brantley. seriously, just dont hit into a DP here. it’s not a good thing to do.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

If you think this game is agony for us… Imagine being a sox fan. This game would ruin my outlook on the season if the sox manage to lose it.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

plus, they’ve gotten so much extra help

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

And they are Sox fans!

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that was his entire point.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dont care. They have had the umps substantial help for almost the entire night.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brantley, we grant you permission to swing.

But work the count first please.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

We just passed 2500 comments for the game.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

We’re all workin’ hard here.

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations to everyone for making this possible.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

At 432 pitches into the game.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

And about the same for that game too. 1 pitch difference.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you have that many for the 14 inning Tiger’s game?

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, but I’ll look.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

It picked up, in the beginning it was low level.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would bring Masterton if the lead is taken.

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

ok good job mikey b

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

i wanna see choo pitch

by Chris Creech on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

not gonna happen. ever,

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

5.5 FINGER CHOO

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dont care if it will happen i wanna see it happen

by Chris Creech on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

We are all family here.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Rally 13 lb cat jumping in my lap. Oof.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Brantley. Boo LaPorta’s speed.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

HOLD YOUR EFFING BREAKS MATT! NICE HIT FLOWER POWER!

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

wow did matola get a horrible jump

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Bases clearing double time.

by profdlp on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

goddammit laporta y u no run fast?!?

by hayscent on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

if only orlando was here to pinch run

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

bases loaded, lets go!!!!!

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

I think I’d have sent them. Only one out, dare them to make the perfect play on defense.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

He’d be out by a mile… I don’t think Carerra would’ve scored on that…

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tempting but I think he would have been out by 10 feet.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES. PLEASE KNOCK IN A RUN CHOO

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

we disown him if he GIDP

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

laporta ?#@in brain farted. The ball is right in front of his fucking face and he just stands there staring at it.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

If only we had Orlando Cabrera as the pinch runner …

by Toxicadam on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

please choo. all you have to do is hit a ball into the outfield. just get it past the infield. thank you.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Choo, I don’t want to put too much pressure on you … but you have really fucked our season. So how about stepping up for a change here, whaddaya say?

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

can you translate that into korean?

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no pressure at all…

by profdlp on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Request denied

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, so much for my little pep talk.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, this looks familiar (ahem).

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Im feeling a…Graaaaand Slaaam!

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

ill even take a walk.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Unfuckingreal.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck off choo, just really

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

FOR GOD SAKES CHOO DAMN IT.

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

I smell a BB by Choo, then a Grand Slam by ACab.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

I’d head to an ENT in the morning.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t put this on choo. Matola just stood there and barfed on 2nd base.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Choo. That is indefensible.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

please dont tell me it was a dp

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh. I didn’t realize there was only one out. I’m too used to K’s to end innings.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

ok at least it wasnt a dp

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Droobs, get you a game winner here..please.

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Double fucking play? Was it a double play?

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

No.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s a tough pitch to hit

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s ironic that Choo’s shitty play is driving me to drink

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ditto… patrick shwayze style

by Chris Creech on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

All part of the plan.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody panic, Droobs is here.

by gte619n on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Really steamed at Matola. There is no excuse for that.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

i have no idea what you’re complaining about

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

he;s just not good at playing the game of baseball

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

for what? being slow?

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you keep bitching about something, but I don’t know what.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Droobs…MVP moment please

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

I give up if we don’t score in this inning.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Rooting for a wild pitch.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

On strike 3. To twist the knife.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

does droobs even have a game winner in his career?

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Had a walk off homer last year.

Had the winner vs Bard this year.

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

What, we’re going to shit on Asdrubal now?

We’re not even a third place team without Asdrubal this year.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exhaustion creeping in …

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

laporta is swayin a little out there too

by Chris Creech on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

We really shit the bed in that inning

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

true, but I think the Sox will feel worse if they lose.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is what purgatory feels like

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

ok, we lost.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok, now im getting pissed off

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, time to put in the laundry.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

No. I’ve got a lot of loads to take care of tonight.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still blame Laporta

by Toxicadam on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

i blame him for every loss we’ve ever had ever.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who turns into a pumpkin at midnight?

by palcal on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Goddamn it.

Lets go Huff!!!

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Durbin for one more.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he will. But I still dont trust him

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is disgusting.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

guess who’s up next inning? that’s right, our good buddy paul konerko

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

I feel like we lost at the 1 pitch at-bat after tying it with the bases loaded

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Can we please all focus our hate on Matola please?

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

For what?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

For what? For fucking going back towards the second base bag on a clear hit right in front of his fat fucking face.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to know what he’s so pissed off at. I agree he isn’t good. But he’s been complaining about something that inning and no one knows what.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you see the break off of second.????

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Choo obviously gets no blame.

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. Did anyone else? Because you’re the only irate one. If it sucked I’m sorry, but no one else is pissed and you’re losing it.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hindsight 20/20, but I agree with Jay, gotta send LaPorta there… that throw was up the line, could have scored.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

The problem is dude stood there on second and picked his nose for a full 2 seconds.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

just pete rose the catcher

by Chris Creech on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean what do you have to lose? Really?

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m wearing my Durbin Turban.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Get a Durbin Turbine. Jump start his fastball.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rally gluten-free ravioli? I really shouldn’t.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Rally pint of Half Baked here.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Feelings, you’re so delicious.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got the Colbert flavor. Not the biggest fan, but I had to try it.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s my former roommate’s favorite.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too much of the waffle stuff. I’m a big fan of the phish food. Love the marshmellow.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, well, you two should never buy ice cream together.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phish Food and Everything But The…. are my favorite flavors, but this is what we have.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phish Food is so good, but you have to let it warm just a bit so the marshmallow gets gooey.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m tellin’ ya, Cinnamon Buns is fantastic.

by Chemo on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I almost went to the store two hours ago for this. Regret in seeping in.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do it.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huh, interesting game going on here. LGT.

by cleveland teamer on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Interesting is a huge understatement.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

And where have you been?

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mongolia. I’m lucky when my Internet connection is working.

by cleveland teamer on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting answer

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can you lead a horde into Chicago? We have some umps that need performance evals.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

As I always told my clients back in my law practice days, interesting is bad

by JamesPowell on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carmona may get a complete game tonight regardless of how well he pitches.
(If he pitches badly, he only has to go 8).

by palcal on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Choo is to 2011 what Cliff Lee was to 2007. I’m excited for Choo’s MVP in 2012.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Konerko know hitting .545/.700/1.500 against the indians or something like that

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Closing on something like .900/.900/2.897

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

wowwwwwwwww

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

For those who asked … 2502 comments for August 9 game. Charging toward 2700 now.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Regular season, this might be it.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

A lot more in the ’07 playoffs, for sure.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t think it’d be expontentially more. i bet our most was 3250ish

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Jay, do you know? I’d have thought more than that, especially with post game comments.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not exponentially more than 2700. /pedantic

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go read his post again.

by Chemo on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those threads were wonderful.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

NICE. Also, it was a Tuesday. Funny.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

But none of it matters unless we get a win

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not for me. Don’t really think this game is winnable.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jay has let go. He’s in the wind.

by pdxtribefan on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we lost it when Rage put the guy on third base with no outs. The rest of this is just purgatory.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s like the final season of Lost.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, it’s like seasons 2-6 of Lost.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

What, nobody has any fucking idea what’s going on, but let’s give the fat guy a VW bus?

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was easily my favorite episode.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was pretty great. And, ameliorate, yes, basically.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a triple play, ideally between only this batter and the runner. Make it happen.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is nice to hear the laconic southerner yell DADGUMMIT

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Gotta agree with Hammy and Hegan: If Ozzie Smith is in the HOF, Omar Vizquel should be in the HOF

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

durbin needs out now.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I figured out your thing. You really hate the bad players. Genius.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, Chad.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

September call ups are going to be huge

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn that he’s fast.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

How do you make one of those durbin turbans?

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Put your underwear on your head and hope to god no one hits you. But they will. Hard and often.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not a double play ball, but that was an ugly turn.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

so.. everyone was saying how we might not win the division but at least we were in store for a fun august/september

so.. everyone was saying how we might not win the division but at least we were in store for a fun august/septemberis this what is called fun??

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been listening to him off and on for the first time ever this year, and I really have to say, Hammy is great, but he yells at the most fucking random times.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

He’s gotten a bit more Herb Score over the years, much as it pains me to say it. He’s still great though.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

You bite you tongue. Hammy is a saint!

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

alexei ramirez looks like he never eats food. ever

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

He does, but then he pukes it up like a high school wrestler. It’s nasty.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bulimia joke. Classic.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Turn the meter on.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just don’t let this punk do it…

by pdxtribefan on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I still retain hope for next inning.

Pronk, Carlos, Fuku.

Durbin just needs to finish his business here

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

by profdlp on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This Lillenbridge guy’s numbers look eerily like Laporta’s

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

He has an even lower IQ for baseball though.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You wish LaPorta hit like Lillebridge.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Lillibridge trips running to first.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Fausto style.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Complete with awkward bounce.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve all nailed my visual.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody mind giving a brief recap of the bad calls? How many on calling strikes vs. in the field?

by cleveland teamer on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

A brief recap might last the whole page.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is no “breif” description.

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

you nailed that quote.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Triple where the ball may have been foul and the runner was out at 3rd.
Tag out on a drag bunt and the ump somehow missed.
About 4 Ks on balls at mid-shin.
Droobs K’d on a pitch 6 inches off the plate.
Brantley got tackled rounding 2nd, cost Choo a double, which lead to a DP.
2 check swings appealed to 3rd called where the bat stopped at least 6 inches soon enough.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

it honestly has been the worst officiating we’ve had all year. We got squeezed horribly and consistently. I’d say 4 or 5 gamechangers at the plate (we did get 1), then this freakish interference call, a bang bang tag at first where they really really owed us a maek-up but no.

I really think Ubaldo wasn’t on his game but he got hosed on absolutely everything. A consistently smaller strikezone for him.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Santana…
Durbin, just K him.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

out of nowhere

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

This should go green immediately, and become a permanent nickname if we win.

by Chemo on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mostly I just want to win in order to demoralize the Tigers.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

And the White Sox and Hawk and their fans.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, this. I find that if I give up winning for it’s own sake, and concentrate on a rival’s fans, that a loss is somehow less soul-crushing. It almost makes listening to the Sox announcers make some sense too.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to knock the White Sox out of the “race”.

They deserve to win the division even less than the Tigers.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want the White Sox to get 19 hits and lose

by JamesPowell on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Huff the Close?

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I’d let Mastny have a shot first.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you know that David Huff is the first MLB pitcher EVER to be born in Huntington Park, CA?!

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huntington Beach, I believe, where Hank Conger is from.

by haymister on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

And so begins the legacy of David Huff Cleveland Indians career saves leader.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Give Durbin a third inning. He’s been nasty. A bloop double that could have been caught and a single to Konerko.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

He lured them into pitch running for Konerko. He is gone forever!

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

NIce job Durbin. I’m somewhat sorry for wanting you DFA’d 4 times this year.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Having said that, we should probably DFA him immediately after the game.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you say this after the last time he pitched 3 heroic innings? He’s a hero, Jay! A hero!!!

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I? I don’t know, maybe. But we could use some fresh arms up in here.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I said it.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is why you can’t leave.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s a hero! Can’t be killing off our heroes, can we?

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

This.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, one of the 4 was the last time he went 3 scoreless.

by Ryan Kelsey on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t be sorry. 4 times isn’t really a lot. Below average for him, I’d say.

by randallhank on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Durbin has been great recently

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Is it weird the in two of the most important games of this season, Chad Durbin and to a lesser exten Hermann have been the unexpected heroes?

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Herrmann was/is awful.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand carrying a Herrmann-type pitcher. It’s like carrying a bench player who you’d never want to play. I understand depth, but let Herrmann be depth at AAA and lemme see what Judy, Putnam, or Chen can do.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

He does everyone’s taxes for them.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been so, so bad.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Huff comes in, it will rain soon after.

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

He’s coming in b/c the Indians are about to do a rain dance to bring on the runs in the top of the 14th.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve gone too far. I hope not. It was said all in fun and delirium, friends.

by themadlibs on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

This has been fun and all, guys, but now it’s time to SCORE A RUN.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Smash them upon the ground until they are completely destroyed. I want 8.5.

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok so, let’s win it here. 5th times the charm right?

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Back to back HRs please.

I would settle for back to back doubles though

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

well if Laporta is on 2nd on the 2nd double, it wouldnt do any good

by Ryan Tramel on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

he wouldn’t score from 3rd on a triple

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kenny Lofton didn’t score from 2d on a double. In the playoffs. In Game 7.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

False. It was a single. Because Casey Blake hit into a double-play immediately after.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was it? I thought it kicked off the wall in front of Manny. Either way. I’m still not over it.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me either.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

This would be Pronk and Santana.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Durbinating the countryside! Durbinating the peasants!

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by vbc3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Durbinating Hawk face! In his thatch-roofed press box! Thatch-roofed press box!

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Who is this guy? His numbers are half decent? And they’ve been sitting on him this whole game?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

got him from the Jays.

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

zach stewart

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by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is inconsistent

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, I am going to threaten to go to bed after this inning, and it will motivate the Tribe to score

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I want to see Vizquel pitch.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

If he got through a 1-2-3 inning and then got the win, it’d really bolster his HoF case.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: What is the board record for comments in a game? This has to be getting up there… If this game was with the Tigers BYB would be on Overflow Thread #28 by now

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but their threads only go like 400 comments before they move to the next.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

The last other game just ended- 7-3 Rangers beat Angels.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

2 Run Super Homer by Pronk. Calling it.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

He is leading off……… so he cant hit a 2 run HR.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what makes it a super homer. Oh, f -it it’s 1:16 AM and the sarcasm is hard to recognize.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a “Super Homer” homer.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be something, as there is no one on base.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry lol didnt think I had to /sarc that. Forgot it’s about 8 hours into the game.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least Omar is now batting 3rd

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

who’d he replace? Dunn?

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Konerko

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Konerko

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh nice, even better

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh fuck pronk. how many times are you planning on striking out tonight?

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

seven, seven times.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

As many as it takes.

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by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think that was #4 right?

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hafner’s chasing some crazy stuff his last two times up. A bit too eager…

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

bad job Pronk after a 3-0

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for the eighth inning homer Travis, but fuck you’re terrible at the moment.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

thank god i don;t have to work tomorrow

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Laz Diaz is in Bucknor territory tonight. He has no idea what’s what.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

i’m telling you, he might be legally blind

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

14th Inning. Isn’t there supposed to be a girl dancing behind home plate?

by profdlp on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s a reference to an extra-inning game …. oh, nevermind.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can we please get a Kipnis present?

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Kipnis walks up the plate, and 1st pitch its a HR out of the whole ballpark. It is gonna happen.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to strange the White Sox fan screaming from the bleachers

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

U.S. Cellular field is HORRENDOUS.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

And the improvements they’ve made in the last 10 years have helped a TON. Remember when the seats were all neon blue?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s those stupid pinwheel shit things on the scoreboard. ATROCIOUS!

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s actually one of the few things about it I don’t hate (I’ve been there a ton), it’s a carryover from Old Comiskey.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie Comisky and the Baseball Factory.

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s pretty cool-looking from the outside, though. All that black metal.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Such a pretty neighborhood, too.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

good lord…can we not K so much

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

oh for fuck’s sake, carlos. we just want to go to bed.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Each time we strike out, a small piece of me dies. I might not make it through the night.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

The middle of our lineup is horrendous.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

again?

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’m going to bed if we don’t score.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

You’ve played this card before. It’s a lie.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

19 Ks tonight. embarrassing

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

this is just awful…no one wants to score now

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

don’t forget the strikeouts…oh the wonderful strikeouts he’s had tonight.

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im past the point where I’d be upset if we lose. I’ll be ecstatic if we win, relieved if we lose.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

I feel the exact same way, but I wont go to bed until its over

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man,,, it’s going to be a LaPorta home run next inning isn’t it….fuck

by hans on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Good night. At this point, whatever.

by emily522 on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s 19Ks for Cleveland batters.

The Indians came into the night with the 8th most K’s in all of MLB, but ranked only 20th in walks. They’re striking out, and it’s not because they’re working deep into counts.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

we really should have just evacuated the stadium after the 14th bad call. could have saved ourselves a lot of bullpen usage.

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Man this has been a hell of a thing. I really couldn’t be any more angry at matola, and I’m angrier yet that no one else noticed he decided to take steps back towards the bag on that hit.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone have this on DVR so we can either know he’s right or tell him to stop?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

And at this point, who really cares?

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

part of me wants to go to bed. because it doesnt seem like we will ever score. the other part of me wants to stay awake to keep from being woken up by the inevitable sportscenter jingle coming from my phone telling me the whitesox won. i don’t want that pain. i dont want it.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

have not gone to bed this season without knowing the result of the tribe, not going to break it now

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Fight it. The good guys will prosper.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said the last 14 inning game.

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

same. really don’t want to go to bed not knowing the outcome

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same here, I just fall asleep faster when we win

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

As the years have gone on I’ve started to feel that people overemphasize the harm of “overworking” a bullpen now and then

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

After work today, I played possibly the longest tennis match of my life. I’m cramping and I can’t stand and now there’s this baseball game. Unbelievable.

by Chemo on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

It was almost the exact opposite of the Isner match. Two 4.5 speedsters who couldn’t hit a winner. Every point lasted three or four minutes.

by Chemo on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just shy of three hours.

by Chemo on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. For 3 sets?

My longest ever is just over 2 hours.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. It was probably terrible to watch. I pulled it out in the end, though.

by Chemo on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

durbin sounds filthy

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

He’s throwing some slow curves….and it’s working. Then the 88mph fastball looks pretty decent, with some cutting action.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Once again, the eyes of the world have turned to this tiny village in western Pennsylvania….

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by vbc3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Durbin “The Best Pitcher in Major League Baseball” Durbin. New nickname.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

God I cant even type a coherent sentence anymore.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

And first time. Or is Durbin Durbin his brother?

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Durbin, son of Durbin, son of Nerbin Durbin, who also begat Dingle Durbin.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t … muster … witty … sayings.

Fading …

by emd2k3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

When has that ever stopped you?

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Too tired to be snide?

What if...

by Danieldelamaiz on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

got to send down Herrmann tomorrow morning

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

If Durbin gets this win, I will staunchly oppose you DFA Durbin people. His breaking ball is freaking filthy right now.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Some of them are. He’s hung 2 already this inning and got away with them.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

They may need a fresh arm or two for tomorrow. Herrmann can get sent down, or can just just throw 50 pitches in relief if needed tomorrow.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Won’t be able to sleep pretty much no matter what. Tribe loses, I toss and turn. Tribe wins, I worry about the rip in the universe caused by Durbin pitching 3 scoreless in crunchtime.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

OH FUCK NO NOT ANOTHER TRIPLE

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Choo, you are an abomination in the outfield lately. What has happened.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

He has taken some ugly routes. Almost played that into a triple.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Choo, I swear to God. What is he doing?

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he’s drunk.

Too soon?

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

sad face

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by vbc3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

How many outs are there?

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

1

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zero, nine million, one, fourteen…doesn’t matter in purgatory.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it were 3, that might make a difference

by troyflowers on Aug 17, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

You understand. It ain’t over til it’s over. Could be on this pitch, but probably not.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

And here comes David Huff…Show us what u got

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, fuck it, DFA Durbin!

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Hermann first.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, him we can send down.

by ameliorate on Aug 17, 2011 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is there anyone on the 40 man we can call up? I don’t want to cut Durbin right now.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

MY GOD I JUST LOOKED AT THE BOX AND UBALDO STARTED THIS GAME

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Ten Bucks says this guy’s first pitch swinging

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

A bunt is coming.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh god it’s juan pierre

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

This isn’t going to be an easy double play.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, certainly just got harder.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m seeing a squeeze. Maybe too obvious.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on Huff. Get the strikeout.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

14 innings, tired legs, they may try it.

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

pitch out 1st pitch here.

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Pierre is going to bunt

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Ballgame. :(

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by vbc3 on Aug 17, 2011 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

im going to throw up

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Juan Pierre. Unbelievable.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s on Matola as far as I’m concerned.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

We know.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

its on the whole team smart one

by danmang on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

FFFTUCSA,PL]GDNVOSD;,’GNOUADFFFFFFFFFFFFF ITTT ZLLLLLLL

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

blew it when we had bases loaded, 1 out

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

wrong. watch the replay.

by bupalos on Aug 17, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you on about?

Formerly fwembt, now co-moderator of Banners on the Parkway

by Brad D on Aug 17, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huff just never gets to pitch

"I want to be playing at the end of October or the end of September -- not just at the beginning of April." —Grady

by westbrook on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was so many kinds of ugly.

@grantgw - sports and Cleveland and Columbus stuff

by woodsmeister on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

well, fuck.

that sucked.

see you guys later tonight.

LGT.

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Night everyone.

LGT's resident moderate Yankee hating fan.

by Joe. on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

We had better kick some White Sox ass tomorrow.

I want Choo to get at least 3 hits tomorrow to atone for all of the bad defense.

by NewCavsfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Blast. Time to sleep.

by JimmyAB on Aug 17, 2011 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

those umps deserve the loss on this one, not durbin or huff or whoever got it

by tr1betime on Aug 17, 2011 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, Fuckstockings, indeed.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 17, 2011 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

this one spent me. taking a hiatus

Lou Marson fan. Jason Donald advocate.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 17, 2011 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Went from pitching/defense losing the game, to umpires losing the game, to us just flat out losing the game…weird night

by valhallas_own28 on Aug 17, 2011 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

In an unfair world, that was not a fair game.

by xrickx on Aug 17, 2011 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Matola didn’t leave the bases loaded with one out a few innings ago

by Savage_Buckeye on Aug 17, 2011 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

10 Hits in 14 innings…Bases loaded 1 out….No more bullpen….This is prettyu terrible

by ClevelandSports on Aug 17, 2011 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Nicely done, offense. Teams as mediocre as we are don’t need that help from the umps either.

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by Brad D on Aug 17, 2011 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded with one out often ends with no runs scoring. About one-third of the time, actually. It isn’t the miserable failure it’s being made out to be.

by Jay on Aug 17, 2011 1:45 AM EDT reply actions  

What’s the percentage of a team giving up 22 hits and still winning the game? I would say that’s probably a bigger contributor to the loss.

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Aug 17, 2011 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the extra base hits. You can go a month without seeing a triple

by JamesPowell on Aug 17, 2011 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got the rare opportunity to watch some live baseball today, so caught the first 4 innings of this game. What I saw (tentative hitting, sloppy defense, wild starting pitching, and bewildering umpiring) convinced me we wouldn’t be winning it. Never did I imagine that it would take 10 more innings of slow torture for it to happen though.

Tremendously acerbic performance by the Game threaders during this game. Well done all, you deserved a better result.

by Danksywon on Aug 17, 2011 1:59 AM EDT reply actions  

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