Congratulations to Sir Jack HANNAHAN, who garnered over half of the thousands of votes cast. I'm sure the nickname "English Leather" will serve him well in the years beyond his service to the diamond.

HANNAHAN's gifted glove and English-sounding although Irish surname pushed the vote in his direction. Ohioans love their HANNAHANS, well a little less than Illinois anyways.

What's up next?

The wonderfully charming nickname "Fridge Magnet"

What kind of player is a fridge magnet? Better yet, what kind of former or present Cleveland Indian player is a fridge magnet? A player whose stick-to-it-ive-ness is only challenged by stainless steel? A player who is a reminder of horrible things to come, like a calendar from your least favorite dentist? Or a player who is a cheap souvenir from the Florida panhandle?

There are no parameters other than your own perverted whimsy. Let the nominating process begin!