Iiiiiiiiff you've been under a rock for the past eighteen hours (before the internet, right now is when you'd all find out about this—and I wouldn't be the one telling you) the Indians traded one year of Shin-Soo Choo for Trevor Bauer, Drew Stubbs, Matt Albers and Another Reliever Who Spells Brian Bryan.

Bauer is a fascinating one. Here's an SBN thing on him from March, in which I initially saw this video:

Hard to believe 3 minutes just passed, huh?

And here's his controversial long tossing:

If you're still awake (I swear I've seen a better one than that), maybe watching Tim Lincecum comment on him will wake you up?

Still awake? Get used to this delivery:

and here it is against MLB hitters

Oh yeah, we got this guy too:

NICK SWISHER WAS IN THE SHOE AD BEFORE THAT LAST VIDEO. IT'S MEANT TO BE!