“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.” -- Winston Churchill
Congratulations, voters. You found the cup of the carpenter. You did not choose poorly. Your dogged pursuit of justice and righteousness prevailed, even in the bearded face of the formidable Casey Blake.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give your aptly-monikered Fridge Magnet — Carlos Baerga. We've added Baerga to our Hall of Handles with dignity, honor and mid-zeroes compensation ...
"Fridge Magnet" — Carlos Baerga (24% of the vote)
"English Leather" — Jack Hannahan (48% of the vote)
Our next name for bid is very near and dear to my pantry. Whilst scavenging about the kitchen,I found a box of Celestial Seasonings Country Peach Passion Herbal Tea. If Country Peach Passion doesn't sound like an awesome and worthwhile nickname to you, then you have no soul and are possibly an android who hates 'the ladies.'
One thing is certain — this is more than an herbal tea. Country Peach Passion is a lifestyle. An full-flavored lifestyle.
Let the Amazon.com Product Description of Country Peach Passion herbal tea be your guide:
Caffeine. 100% Natural herb tea. This product contains all natural ingredients and flavors, and no artificial colors or preservatives. Gluten free. As daring as that first country kiss and as full of promise, our Country Peach Passion Herb Tea is sweet and sassy with flavor. Real peaches and natural peach flavors are brightened with tangy orange peel, snappy hibiscus and the surprise of passion fruit for a memorable orchard fresh taste. Savor an aromatic cup or sip a chilling glass. You never know where that first flirtation will take you!
So ... where will that first flirtation take you?
The virtual floor is open. Let the nominations flood in.