If you had Joe Smith in your oblique pool, then you win! Also, the Piazza/Clemens mound fight that could have been, Trevor Bauer's teammate had some parting shots for him, and the Yankees (sniff) seem to be having problems selling tickets.
Looks like the Diamondbacks will be needing a shortstop.
That sound you hear is the world's smallest violin playing.
It's too bad Mike decided not to use his training when Clemens throw Piazza's bat back at him; that would have rivaled Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura and Fausto Carmona/Gary Sheffield as far as mound confrontations are concerned.
I think we now have some idea why Arizona was willing to trade Bauer, though to me it's a rather shallow one. A 21-year-old pitcher who needs to mature a bit? Shocking!
The first (but certainly not last) oblique injury of 2013 belongs to Joe.