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Seriously, don't do that.

From the gutter to the grail.

Hi guys (and gals, no discrimination here), guess what?

We found the guy who likes Nickelback?
by Cols714 on May 29, 2013 | 3:50 PM up reply rec (8) flag

No, and I'm not sure where that guess came from. Do you have any idea, Chuck?

/shakes head perplexedly/
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by mauichuck on May 27, 2013 | 7:52 PM up reply rec (8) flag

Yeah, best we just move on to baseball. What's coming down the pike here?

I can’t wait to see how the 2nd-half Manny Acta-led Mariners fare.
You are reading my signature.
by rolub on May 29, 2013 | 12:29 PM reply rec (5) flag

Yeah, that is going to be a laugh for all of us. We take their good players and they get our bad managers.

Won’t you look foolish when he inherits the league.
Stability is overrated.
by emd2k3 on May 29, 2013 | 3:30 PM up reply rec (9) flag

I... what? Is there some sort of succession plan in place that I'm not aware of? Anyway, this week was not a good one for the Tribe, but the low point was undoubtedly Aroldis Chapman buzzing the tower on Nick Swisher with 100-mph cheese. I can only think of one way that could have ended worse.

It’s a good thing Chapman didn’t use a subject line. THAT woulda been ugly.
by Zaza Braggins on May 29, 2013 | 9:43 PM up reply rec (4) flag

I don't see how you could possibly think that was what I was going for. It boggles the mind that you could be serious with this.

I know. It almost like he’s just kidding around or something.
by Ockus_NYC on May 28, 2013 | 8:35 AM up reply rec (4) flag

Has the "I Ockused that one up" thing run its course? Either way, welcome back to the green side of the ledger, my man. I guess there are certain things I can be forgiven for not being on top of.

That’s not one of them.
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by Jason Lukehart on May 31, 2013 | 12:57 AM up reply rec (7)

Oh. You guys are a real treat. Any suggestions on how I can stay up to date on things?

Drink less.
Stability is overrated.
by emd2k3 on May 31, 2013 | 12:49 AM up reply rec (4) flag

Okay, any other suggestions? I'll monitor my inbox all day. In the meanwhile, here's the rest of the week in green.

Gotta remember it is a marathon not a sprint but the last two days sucked balls.
Motto every Browns fan should live by, "Hope for the best, expect the worst."
Only cowards wave towels.
by PaduaDSP on May 26, 2013 | 5:54 PM reply rec (6)

Maybe it started four games ago and the Indians are about to win 18 in a row.
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by Jason Lukehart on May 29, 2013 | 7:24 PM up reply rec (5) flag

I enjoy this scoring runs thing again….I don’t know why Tito told them to stop doing it for a week
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
by OPace on May 30, 2013 | 8:27 PM reply rec (3)

I think the third word in your comment is the answer.
by tgriffith1992 on May 26, 2013 | 2:27 PM up reply rec (3) flag

It’s like a really bad week of dating.
by Jay on May 31, 2013 | 2:58 AM up reply rec (5) flag

It’s like the clubhouse chemistry thing. Winning produces good LGT chemistry. Losing, not so much.
by Cols714 on May 29, 2013 | 12:37 PM up reply rec (7)

He’ll only need 10 years if he repeats himself every time.
Combining folksy good sense and cutthroat business tactics for the last two centuries.
by mauichuck on May 29, 2013 | 1:30 PM up reply rec (11) flag

I apologize. I saw the headline about recapping today’s game and thought it was about today’s game.
by walter.white on May 27, 2013 | 9:16 PM up reply rec (4) flag

Choo wouldda provided 0.00 WAR for the Indians in 2014. Stubbs/Shaw/Albers should do a little better.
Combining folksy good sense and cutthroat business tactics for the last two centuries.
by mauichuck on May 28, 2013 | 4:25 PM up reply rec (3)

And if you pretend Chris Perez’ worst 4 appearances this year never happened, he hasn’t given up a run yet!
by VA tribe fan on May 28, 2013 | 7:47 PM up reply rec (3) flag

And he’ll just freaking own Andy Sonnanstine.
by Ockus_NYC on May 28, 2013 | 4:28 PM up reply rec (3) flag

unfortunately, its also pretty dark right before the utter obliteration of the universe.
by gmfrodo on May 29, 2013 | 7:38 AM up replyrec (7)

Well, that's the end of that. Does anyone have any other ideas on what to do, or should we just disperse for the week?

If anyone needs me, I’ll be laughing hysterically in the corner.
Let's Go Tribe, SBNation's Cleveland Indians blog
by Jason Lukehart on May 25, 2013 | 10:06 PM reply rec (10) flag

Let’s have sex with groupies!
Stability is overrated.
by emd2k3 on May 29, 2013 | 3:33 PM up reply rec (3) flag

I'm leaving now.

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