Humor

Soylent Green is People: 6/7

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Hello, my name is Dr. Green Thumb

Soylent Green is People: 5/31

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From the gutter to the grail.

Soylent Green is People: 5/24

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All the homies, they know what I mean/ baby let me show you how I green

Soylent Green is People: 5/17

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With technical issues aplently, Soylent Green stumbles to the line on a foggy Friday morning.

Robot Umpire Audition Evaluation Notes

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Based on continuing fallibility of human umpires, MLB decides to try to find out if robots could do any better and a secret open audition is held at extended spring training in Surprise, Arizona....

Soylent Green is People: 5/10

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If you green something, say something.

Soylent Green is People: 5/3

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"You win some, you lose some, and you rec some." -Dale Earnhardt

What Cliff Lee's not reading

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Humorous take on Cliff Lee's dislike for reading.

Game 23 Recap: Transmogrified!

The story of the dingy old box that helped the Indians win a baseball game.

Soylent Green is People: 4/26

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Some comments were born to greenness, others have greenness thrust upon them.

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