A co-worker is the biggest Cubs fan I know. I walked in this morning and it went like this:
Him: So have you heard?
Me: That we stole your closer? Of course.
Him: He’ll probably get hurt again anyway.
Me: Probably. Or not so much. Probably he’ll just dominate so completely that you’ll cry yourself to sleep.
Him: Yeah. (pause) He’s going to close out the winning game of the World Series against us, you know.
Me: Yes. Yes I do.